Monday, November 12, 2007
I am sorry if the word "boob" is offensive but I don't think a fake one should sport the term "breast" breast just sounds so real, boobs are fake. Anyway I joined a new gym and actually worked out there today for the first time. Now, my old gym, the one in AZ, was infested with strippers (email me and I will tell which one), I am not joking. They all worked at the Pussycat lounge in Phoenix. It was drama every time I went. I had my gym friends one of which happened to be a 29 year old single guy who was in great shape and very cute. He had a girlfriend, and a stripper was hitting on him a lot and the girlfriend would cry and storm off if he even talked to the stripper. Well I found out she would freak out if he even talked to me, so needless to say I stopped going to this gym because I am too old and too married for this kind of drama. The girlfriend of this guy, who did cheat with the stripper by the way, had HUGE FAKE BOOBS, and of course so did the stripper. The stripper who was only 21 years old got even BIGGER BOOBS and I was always interested to watch her walk around the gym getting gawked at........hmmmm. Interestingly enough the guy wasn't interested in the stripper for any sort of meaningful relationship only a temporary sex fix, and back he went to the girlfriend. The reason I bring this up is because I am happy to report that my new gym was very free of scantily clad women with big huge fake boobs to show off.........very refreshing. I also have come to the conclusion that women who have fake boobs are by nature EXTREMELY INSECURE women. Now I have friends with fake boobs so don't get me wrong girls.......perhaps there are some legit purposes, ok if you look like a 12 year old boy then by all means get some boobs I have no problem with it. But do you have to get basketballs and thrust your shoulders back so far that they poke out to the MOON...........These are the women of such insecurity! They are so self-obsessed with their looks that they prance around like FREAKING STUFFED TURKEYS hoping every guy around them is pitching a tent! I would submit to you that MOST women who are getting new big boobies are NOT doing it for their husbands, but they still have this unfettered desire to be the object of EVERY MANS desire, or their husband looks at porn. One or the other. So let me have it if you think I am off base here. I can only say that I am happy with the regular women and men that accompanied me at the gym today!!! Good-bye strippers, it was fun watching you strut around the gym acting like you were working out and causing all the other women to double check their self-esteem.........and the men to quadruple check you............I may not have the most perfect body but I like who I am. Men do want a woman with substance not a woman who obsesses insecurely about her looks..........it gets pretty boring after a while. I AM OUT..........WOBBILY BITS AND ALL!!!!