Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Where is Al Gore?
Democrats are still sooooooo bitter about the 2000 election fiasco, that they can hardly say republican or Bush without throwing-up a little bit upon pronunciation. This is my theory about this deranged hatred by the left towards George Bush and republicans. They deemed the country in such great shape after the Clinton administration, that Al Gore losing to Dubya was a huge shocking blow of catastrophic proportions. Trying to comprehend it even now hurts to the core and many democrats have never recovered. It is ridiculous. We know Al went through some sort of crisis after the dangling chad party and Bush opponents still can't believe they lost to such an idiot. If life under the Clinton's was so wonderful, then what did Al run on? A "more of the same" campaign? Why did he run on an "I am my own man" campaign and try to distance himself from some serious moral and ethical problems of the previous administration (hint=booty patrol and whitewater etc.). He also pledged to extend Medicare to pay for prescription drugs, to work for a sensible universal health-care system, to lower crime, and to keep the military strong by making it smaller and more efficient(that would have been awesome!NOT). Gore blasted Bush's tax cut plan, saying it only benefited the "super" wealthy, while he claimed that his own tax cuts targeted more lower and middle-class citizens who pay hardly any tax already. Not to mention most democrats wanted to pay more tax. They were the Hollywood rich types who pushed "American sacrifice" and like President Bush said, Washington takes checks and money orders, feel free to send money. Gore also pledged to protect Social Security by using a "lock box" and to improve the public education in America. He also was a populist that said he would fight against evil corporations (who employ people) but sat real pretty with pharmaceutical companies who supported him. Of course these pharmaceutical companies denied cheaper generic drugs to third world countries struggling with the AIDS epidemic (hmmmm).
Where is Al? Why hasn't he endorsed a Clinton ticket? Al is pretty popular with the Peace Prize and all (now I just threw-up a little bit in my mouth. Jimmy Carter has one too. nuff said). Al blames the Clintons for his demise not to mention George who "stole" the election. Maybe he is "hanging" with his new "homeys" in Hollywood and decided that was a better gig. If he could win an Oscar, hang with Leo and get his own groupies like Bill, things might just work out. In the meantime Obama and Hilary can duke it out and maybe he can step in as some sort of "secretary" for either one having been neutral. See being a prominent democrat is difficult now days. If you support Hillary, you are racist, if you support Obama you are sexist. What is a good little tolerant democrat to do? And then there is Al. Is he Switzerland? Or is he so focused on Global warming that he doesn't care? Which candidate supports him the most on environmental issues? Maybe all this talk about "change" should change to "climate change" so we can see where Al sits in this election. His calling is higher than that of the President of the United States. He is helping God to help the world, not just evil Americans, destroying the ozone layer. He is now a WORLD leader. So perhaps he is an outsider to the politics of America, after all, climate change could destroy us. Not terrorists. The weather. Go figure.