Monday, January 14, 2008
Why The Sundance Film Festival Sucks So BAD
I hope Robert Redford googles Sundance and accidentally comes to my blog and reads this post. I don't like movie stars. Their politics stink and their lifestyles are messed-up at best. This may be a mass generalization but bummer they hate me, I am conservative, so right back at ya loser celebrities. Every year they have to make their crappy movies that are touted as "ART" and dress like freaking hippies and street walkers and march around Park City, Utah like they own the place. OK so maybe it is good for the economy to have all the tourists and the artsy types push their products at such an event, but go home already. I don't want to like hear people like talking like they are so cultured like and like informed about like our like earth and its like issues like. So take your artsy fartsy liberal, drug addicted, promiscuous, tree-hugging, Hillary-loving, Michael Moore worshipping, pornography errrr naked art people and stay in LA. That is where this kind of crap should be held. Oh I forgot Bob the wrinkled face Redford lives here and owns this state. You see under the Clinton administration he had scads of land declared federally protected and actual towns shut down, fine, love the earth. But you see he owns his own freaking mountain. Its called Sundance. It is up Provo canyon in Provo, Utah. Yep he can buy mountains and the rest of us can only look at them and visit them. So yes I hate the Sundancers. They are a bother. They parade around the streets of Park City looking for admirers. Because you know anybody who is anybody is at the festival. Not me. I am not impressed with their worthless lives of self worship and stupid movies of indoctrination. Shoving their politics down our throats like we need the beautiful people of America teaching us what our opinions should be, while we all choke on our own self-pity at not being FAMOUS!!! Yes Robert Redford sucks and so do his politics and so does his festival. Have fun movie junkies make sure to talk all intellectual like at the local pubs in Park City and maybe just maybe you can get an autograph of a soon to be rehabbed celebrity!!!! And then get the HE** out of our city.