Thursday, April 3, 2008

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE


It's time to hook the candidates up to a lie detector test. Put them on the show "The Moment of Truth". Let's ask them questions about current lies. It would get the highest ratings of any show EVER! Imagine Obama being asked "Do you share the same views about "whites" as Reverend Wright?" "Hillary, have you ever thought about hiring a hit man to kill Obama"? "McCain have you ever taken Viagra?" It's stuff I want to know. Actually put it on pay-per-view and I'll pay money to watch it. Then the candidate with the most honest answers wins. What do they win? Our love and admiration and maybe a video on MTV with Will-I-AM. It goes to the very heart of what America needs right now. More reality TV. Unless the scandals get a little better, the blog world is going to suffer. Is this what they want? Does Obama really, really, really care about me? If he does then he needs to keep the stupid material coming. It's what the bloggers need. MORE STUPID POLITICAL TOPICS! This lying stuff is getting boring. So a candidate LIED AGAIN, can you pass the ketchup please? I am not saying the Reverend Wright topic isn't a good one. Really I could harp on that one every day. But until the video comes out with Obama saying "amen" with his hands flailing about at one of the Rev's stupid sermons, the topic is getting old. It will be brought back up in the general, but until then we need something new to write about. It is time for political career ending scandals to show their ugly heads so we can offer some fantastically fashioned posts of intellect and pettiness. Girly bowlers and old Judas butt-kissers betraying the political messiah, 1 Clintonians chapter 1 verse 3, is short lived on the attention span of the focused challenged. Obama's stump speeches are old too. He talks in four...word sentences...and points to the...audience...and we are not...so enthralled any...more. Most of his followers are smoking more dope than ever because the high they felt at the beginning of his campaign is fading like an old pair of 501's. Either they all pick it up and give us some material or we are going to have to find some other topics to cover like lame ass Hollywood stars and the food they wish they could eat. This is my HOPE Obama, this is the CHANGE I need. I am counting on you all. Bring us the goods or we fall into the blogging graveyard of useless posts and endless crappy rants about NOTHING! YES YOU CAN! YES YOU CAN! I don't want to discuss this again.

6 comments:

namaste said...

ooooh...excellentay. i like this post. if the candidates' camps are paying attention to nikki's blog, the goods are most definitely coming. *giggle*

"1 Clintonian, chap 1 verser 3..." genius!! i LOVE that!

Nikki said...

Thanks Maria, I was barely awake when I wrote it and thought for sure I was going to wake up with an email from you saying, ummm typos and grammar problems please fix!! Maybe I should write more when I am asleep. hehe.:)N

Thomas said...

I thought people assumed the Clintons lied all the time. What's the story here?

ba and the boys said...

the picture on this post is almost as creepy as the one w/biily bob pregnant. she just doesnt look right...

Nikki said...

Thomas...I am confused by your question. if you read my post it says that I am tired of the liar liar pants on fire stories in the news. that is the point.

Nikki said...

ba...she does look particularly made-up...like a corpse in a coffin. hehe :)N