Saturday, April 26, 2008
Madonna: The Material Skank...oops SAINT
Madonna is the mother of Lourdes not the mother of our Lord, like she thinks. I liked Madonna better as a skanky slut. She revolutionized women as sexual aggressors and trained us all to be "boy toys". She was the nympho on the stage that humped everything in sight and then wrote about how she was ridden more than Seattle Slew. She bragged about it and named names. She was the queen of sluts and sent women into the world of bustiers and lingerie as everyday clothes. She made movies about herself and women copied her look and worshipped her. She introduced the perverted promiscuous woman and made her acceptable. She was America's dominatrix and though she has very little musical talent she is a marketing genius and created one of the largest empires in the entertainment industry. She is Americas slut and that is the Madonna I like. I don't know who this skank whore pop star turned Mother Theresa nun is. She scares me. She talks with a British accent and tries to sound so cultured in her new found calling as the African Queen. Who is this person? Can't we go back to "like a virgin touched for the very first time" which we all knew was a lie, and "cuz the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mr. Right" yep gotcha and "when you call my name it's like a little prayer, I'm down on my knees I wanna take you there" ooooh nasty girl. Now she is trying to be some sort of saint. Maybe she is trying to pay some penance for corrupting the youth of America. We already have Bragelina. I need some laced-up chick with a bunch of boy toys dancing all around her...none of this "I'm saving the world" crap. I don't buy it. She is acting like an old has been kissing Brit Brit on the mouth at an MTV skank ball. She doesn't need to be a porn star, just back to pop star slut. This identity schizophrenia is killing me. I know she believes in the "power of love" and that "you can rescue me", but this impostor angel act is so confusing.
She has a new documentary called "I am because we are" WTH. Google it and you can watch the painful video. I seriously have no idea what that means. Can someone explain it to me please? Is this the best she could come up with to help the poor African babies? Oh well, what can I say. I miss the old Madonna. This Madonna freaks me out with all of her do-gooder, married to one guy, adopt poor babies, talk like a Brit, singing stupid songs about the earth, family values, kids can't watch TV crap. She's like a botoxed, hippie, Amish woman on meth. "Come on shine your heavenly body tonight" that I get. The rest is just so icky. She is a publicity whore. I guess she has Justin Timberlake to jog up some urban cougar points. But the plastic old lady porn star sucks too. Maybe she should just retire as a racy 80's icon and be done already. Retro is cool. Right now she is so un-cool.