Friday, May 16, 2008

PHOBE PROBE


DISCLAIMER FOR THE BABIES:I am not saying that racism is right, it is wrong. But shouldn't you have the right to be one if you want to? Then it is up to the rest of us to correct the problem by teaching our children tolerant principles? The UN is sending a "racism investigator" to the US to probe the issue of racism and "xenophobia" in the upcoming election. Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners. Psychologists are so bored. I have a fear of morons, so I can now call myself a moronophobe. LOVE the PHOBE movement. According to the UN, the lawyer will "...gather first-hand information on issues related to racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance," a U.N. statement said on Friday. Special. Sweet, now as a conservative I am officially a xenophobe, homophobe, Islamophobe, greenophobe, taxophobe, choiceophobe, pornophobe, Obamaphobe, Hillaryophobe, assholeophobe, algoreophobe, carterophobe, alqaedaophobe, hamasophobe, Iranophobe, terrorophobe,
revwrightophobe, flagburnophobe and the best one of all a LIBERALOPHOBE! Let the deprogramming begin! Can't wait until the police double check my reason for not voting for Obama. I swear it is because of his liberal views, I swear! Its a crack down on bigotry by force. Force the bigots into a bigot camp and deprogram, then you are free to have your own thoughts, after adopting a collective thought that is approved by the UN and the council of human affairs headed by Sean Penn and Rosie O'Donnell. Don't talk to me about conservatives pushing their morals on society. This is straight out of invasion of the brain snatchers. Leftist ideals are the most stifling of any views. In a free society you put up with the idiot KKK or the dumb ass Timothy McVeigh's. We are free to be as dumb as we choose to be. In the meantime, remember that an impositioning of morals exists on both sides of the aisle. So libs need to stop acting like they are the accepting free thinkers that live and let live. They only accept a tolerant point of view when it is their own. Conservatives are labeled phobic when we disagree with gay marriage or a bigot when we shun affirmative action. What is a liberal when they embrace abortion? A fetusophobe? A feminist is a manophobe? The anti Iraq war crowd are warophobes? Is John Edwards a corporationophobe? Is Barack Obama a typicalwhitepersonophobe? There is no doubt there are Bushophobes. I do know that liberals do not hold a monopoly on tolerance. From where I sit they show very little tolerance.
Now that California has overturned a ban on gay marriage a measure that was voted on and passed by a nearly 7 to 10 margin, the will of the people has been overturned by a judge. No one should be happy about that. I can't wait for the homophobe comments to appear. I will say it, I am against gay marriage. I think it should be constitutionally banned. Send me to homophobe camp and get it over with. I'm a hater.

7 comments:

namaste said...

nik, first of all, i LOVE your fire as always! so this is interesting. what prompted the u.n. to start such an investigation at this time? do we know?

oh my, you covered a lot of phobes there, girlie. i am definitely a bushophobe, an obamaphobe, a hilaryophobe and some you didn't mention: a snobophope, crybabyophobe, a bigotophobe. mmhmm, yeah there's more, i'm sure. but i get your well-made point, nik. we live in a country where we are free to think how we want to think and say what we believe. i really don't care what some bigot or cry-baby liberal has to say about each other. they're entitled to their opinions and it doesn't hold terrible implications for my children and grandchildren-to-be. good post!


:)

~m

Sandi said...

I'm a claustrophobe! Does that count? But I will always defend the rights of others to get into tight spaces where there is no air - if they choose.

Good post. We all have our "phobes" - just dont' want anyone forcing theirs on me.

Now go have some nice chamomile tea.

Nikki said...

Thanks Maria, the reason the UN is sending someone to investigate is because there is a black person running for President for the first time according to reuters. In all fairness the US does not give merit to the investigation but it will be reported to the UN. I love being phoic!!! woo hoo I am scared of brownies cuz they are bad for me! :)N


Sandi, LOL very clever. I am claustrophobic for real and I hate heights...scared to death of rides at amusement parks and the dark. :)N

Mike said...

Hey, Nikki. I don't understand why you're against gay marriage. Using your Miranda-rights logic, if you're straight, it shouldn't effect you. Regardless, your hero John "straight talker" McCain is opposed to a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. (Evil Poet has a post about it today.) Or has he flip-flopped on that, too?

Nikki said...

Mike, I don't care what the John McCain status quo is. I do not give support to candidates or current politicians based on a 100% allignment with my views. If John McCain were pro-choice I would still vote for him strictly based on his foreign policy positions
My views about gay marriage are religiously based. I don't want to sound rude because I think you are a stand up guy...but my religious views are really only understood by me. My trying to explain them to you or anyone else would be trying to get you to understand an adherence to something you think is illogical. I will send you to the Mormons link to read up on the churches stand on this issue.
I can use the same straight argument to say the law banning gay marriage is the same for everyone...I can't marry a woman and you can't marry a man. Its equal. :)N

Freadom said...

I am a stupidpersonophobe.

Khaki Elephant said...

I'm a Shrinerphobe. Does anybody else find those minature cars creepy??