Wednesday, May 14, 2008
This just in...John Edwards to Endorse Obama
The Obama camp is claiming that John Edwards, the beautiful man with hair like a pony, is going to endorse Obama. After weeks of speculation and hanging on for dear life by our fingernails waiting to know who the populistic, hickish yet dreamy senator is going to endorse is finally out in the open. Obama clearly has the beautiful people vote. Now we can all sleep. And John can get back to kissing up to Obama in public so he can get a cabinet position if the country decides to go that direction...excuse me I just cracked my head on something. Yes it was on purpose.