Thursday, June 26, 2008
Damn! Bush Stole MY Thunder
In a statement regarding N. Korea putting the nukes on the table, allegedly, President Bush said if all goes well he will lift some sanctions that are in place against the country. Obama sitting in his hotel with his blackberry, blurted out a "damnit! I was gonna do that!" After pulling himself together and consulting with his peeps, he had this to say, "This is a step forward, and there will be many more steps to take in the days ahead," ... "Critical questions remain unanswered. We still have not verified the accuracy of the North Korean declaration. We must confirm the full extent of North Korea's past plutonium production. We must also confirm its uranium enrichment activities, and get answers to disturbing questions about its proliferation activities with other countries, including Syria." He hates it when the President gets to do stuff before he gets to. Its not fair! That was my idea! Memo: To: Barack Obama: Every time you try to be different than Bush on foreign policy you aren't. The only place you differ is on Iraq and that is a ship leaving the harbor quicker than a serial killer heading to sea to dump a body. Its time to ditch the current plan and find a different, not slightly different foreign policy plan, which is only changed when we call you an appeaser. Just trying to help the Senator. Huggies and smooches. Oh and tell your peeps to quit calling McCain fat. Its so "fatist". Besides you could gain a few. I'm just sayin'.