Thursday, June 19, 2008

GET READY TO THROW UP...and not just a little bit in your mouth


The media couldn't be more in love with Obama. They feel gyrations, palpitations, stimulation's, exhilaration's and vibrations when he speaks and admittedly so. The non-biased reporting of journalists is gone, gone, gone to the world of "I love you more than my luggage Barack Obama". Can't wait to see if they even do a McCain list. I am sure it will include icy hot and depends diapers. Barack doesn't like ice cream to this day. I'll make a note of it in my diary as a precious little nugget I know about him. This election is fixed and fixated. McCain has no chance with the Obama-piper not allowing media scrutiny, and with the media not giving any anyway. The entire nation is drunk. Not only did I get a cavity after watching this clip, I thought I saw the two so called reporters smoking a cigarette when it was finished. It was good for both of them. Why do I feel sick?

17 comments:

ba and the boys said...

during one of the nba finals (the one with the jazz losing to the bulls), jordan was being the awesome player that he always was. and ahmad rashad was drooling over him.
it is so the same with obama. they are sooooo in love i bet the write b.o. + the media on all their notebooks

Nikki said...

ba...I think Jim Rome used to make fun of Ahmad all the time because of it...he called him little "Mike"...I think the media types are carving it in their arms too. O+M=TLF bffs forever:)N

namaste said...

i couldn't watch this video. ok, i watched it for like 5 seconds.

~m

DB said...

This sounds like a whine, but I know you better than that. You would never whine because only liberals whine...

;-)

Nikki said...

Maria...I knew you couldn't..haha lol. Seriously I thought Maria is soooooo NOT going to watch this. I save the funny ones for you chickie. :)N

DB...I whine constantly. The difference is I admit to whining and hating and all of my idiot-ness. I advertise it and use it to my advantage. I rip, whine, bitch moan, rant and am completely offensive...libs are trying so hard to hug everyone that they forget to be honest. And I am not running for President. Presidential candidates should not whine and the media should not climax over them. I just would never eat cheese with my whine...ok I'd eat the cheese but skip the wine. hehe. :)N

Righty64 said...

I could not take any more! I stopped on number three! I do not think when they get to the five things about John McCain, it will be such a sickining love-fest. It will probably hosted by some MoveOn.org or Daily Kos goon. McCain is head and shoulders more of a MAN than the metrosexual, nauseating secular Messiah, Barack!

Paul is a Hermit said...

Giddy as little school kids over Bozo the Clown.

Sandi said...

Yeah, but he likes Scrabble! How can you NOT vote for someone who likes Scrabble?!? You must have very high standards!

Mike said...

I was going to comment on this earlier, but I had to run out and get a couple of Obama signature suits from Nordstroms before they sold out.

I can't wait to see McCain's list.

1. He got General Custer's autograph --in person.
2. In grade school, he won a shouting match against Nikita Khrushchev.
3. In his free time he likes to sleep in a coffin full of dirt from Transylvania.
4. First job was working at a lemonade stand, selling refreshments to the crowd at the battle of Gettysburg.
5. Is aware that computers exist, and hopes to actually use one someday.

CHATTI PATTI said...

Mike...Mike....Mike...YES, YES, YES!

Mustang said...

Wow . . . Barack Obama has something in common with Monica Lewinski and (cough) he can play basket ball. Well, that's as far as I could go on this one.

Barf

Nikki said...

righty...woohoo! you are bringing it! I hear ya...its sickening! :)N

Paul, giddy and gushing over Obama the clown lol :)N


Mike, very clever! unfortunately I am guessing you are right on, on this one! :)N

Patti, no piggy back rides on other comments...jk :)N

Mustang...haha I think Monica has a bad taste in her mouth too...pun intended. lol :)N

Nikki said...

Sandi, sorry I skipped you girl and you were the funniest comment! At least he does play scrabble...now we know he is truly and intellectual. and a nerd..haha :)N

CHATTI PATTI said...

Nikki...stop putting restricitions on my comments!! I triple high five Mike and that's my prerogative as a blogger! Anyone who favors Scrabble is a friend of mine! I'll whip Obama's arse at Scrabble while staring at him all "googly eyed!" hee hee

Anonymous said...

People who point out their puns are like comedians who explain their jokes: they both think you're too stupid to get it. The only good thing about the phrase "pun intended" is that it saves you time when you want to say "hello, I'm going to be at the bag convention this weekend, please be sure to stop by and say 'hi.' I'll be at the douche exhibit." Here's the deal: when you point out your puns, you're making a value judgement on me, the reader. You're saying:

Hey reader, you see that play on words I just made? Yeah, well that wasn't an accident. In fact, I thought it was so clever that I didn't think your simple mind would be able to comprehend the brilliance of my play on words, and I wanted to make sure you know that I'm not only smart enough to use homonyms, but that I'm smart enough to point them out.

DB said...

Anon, get a life. Seriously. That is what you have to say? You find your way to this blog that either you agree with or you don't, and that is the only comment you can make? Come on. Get real. Say you agree or you think the post is ridiculous. Something productive, but that? Wow.

Rob said...

anonymous - thanks for finally answering my question about what you do for a living. I can't believe I hadn't guessed the doorman at the douchebag convention. very predictable and not productive. the bar of expectation for your comments is pretty low, so I'm sure you'll stick around and amuse yourself.