Saturday, June 21, 2008

BARF-O-BAMA

This is so messed up. A Candidate for the Presidency of the United States of America standing along side Angelina Jolie having pregnant sex with Brad Pitt(seriously big time don't care), Hulk Hogans ex-wifes cradle robbing, and whoever this Lauren chick is and her big whopper of a cat fight. NICE going Obama, you are so like popular. Classy gig dude. I mean The dude is getting the lonely wife vote already. Isn't Obama girl taking care of that one? Until he shows up on the National Enquirer, I will not be happy. I predict a bombshell. Its too good for Obama. It can't last. Why Obama Loves Her? Did someone really ask that pertinant question? Why the hell does Obama love HER? The peeps really want to know that mystery of the universe. Someone needs to ask why Nikki doesn't give a flying hemorrhoid?...He makes my ass pucker at this point. Yep, that was out loud. What probably should have remained inside my head made it outside. Don't care. I am in hell.

18 comments:

CHATTI PATTI said...

they are a beautiful couple! WOW! I don't agree with how they are trying to soften her up. I like the real fiesty Michelle! We don't need another first lady who smiles so insincerely while visiting libraries and kindergarten classes. I don't care if someone can hug a child and hold up a book and pretend to read it.....WE NEED A REAL WOMEN in the White HOuse! A woman who isn't wearing some invisble nun get-up and pursing her lips as the song "I'm Your Puppet" is playing in the background. Michelle is the real deal!!

DB said...

Say what you want about Obama, but Jolie has become a class act in the last few years. She does a lot of humanitarian work (probably more than Obama ever has) and she donates a large portion of her salary and time charities. If anything, he can take a hint from her...

Nikki said...

Patti, perhaps you are right. Stop the marketing. its bugging big time. :)N

DB, I know Angelin is doing great work. I have actually posted about it before. But it doesn't change the picture and caption on the side of the mag cover...:)N

Johnny Utah said...

good point db. and i must agree on the realness of MO patti.

nikki, don't you remember the media's adoration with the reagan marriage? we were treated to endless cozy pics of nancy and ronnie's true love. don't you prefer a candidate in a stable, loving marriage, fully supported at home so he can focus on his job?

Nikki said...

hey Johnny, as old as I am...I don't remember the Ron and Nancy hooplah. Probably more because I was a self-absorbed teen-ager and not interested in anything other than guys. I do think it is great to see their great marriage, I will stipulate that point. However, this is a plug for Michelle who has taken some bad press and is sporting a 48% likebility problem. That's why she is appearing on the view to look like a down to earth woman vs. a pissed-off bitter black woman. Don't get me wrong the image marketing is working. And if he is the President, focusing on his marriage would be a welcomed avenue rather than carrying out his policies! thanks for the comment! haha...:)N

namaste said...

nik, "i'm in hell." LOL! so am i. please do another post so this pic can drop down from view. thanks.

~m

Sandi said...

OK, trying to get passed the flying hemorrhoids remark. There, I think I've done it.

Whether or not people like MO, there is something a bit odd about Stepford Cindy. And when you read about his first marriage and what that poor woman went through, it might be best if both of them left their wives (past and present)out of the campaign.

Paul is a Hermit said...

All that is being doe is putting a blanket over Ms. Obama, covering the real her that was out running around making herself look really, really, obnoxious.
Little puppets in the media telling America, look, see? This is how she really is.

If they get in, she'll shove the blanket where it's going to hurt. Hurt, real bad.

Nikki said...

Hey Paul, I think the place where the blanket is going to go is where the sun doesn't shine right? Its how it works here in America I guess we wouldn't have it any other way! :)N

Nikki said...

Sandi, I agree, Cindy does seem a little stepfordish. She needs a marketing team as well. good point. sorry about the flying hemorhoid. hehe :)N

Nikki said...

Maria, at least we are in hell together. That is all that matters! :)N

ba and the boys said...

ok, at least this wasnt on the front of a 'news-y' magazine like time or newsweek. this is the kind of stuff that we like on 'people'...something to read in the drs office and forget about.
one little point...it is good to see people together after 16 years. sadly, not many make it to that point anymore. (im not counting bill and hill because we all know that marriage is a SHAM!)

Anonymous said...

Hemorrhoids are caused by poor diet and a sedentary lifestyle. Put down the cheeseburger, turn off Fox news and go for a walk.

Z said...

Funny, even some of the leftist media the other night was saying "Cindy is her OWN WOMAN"...it's the perception of her we've had that makes her look Stepford..we don't know a thing about her yet. For pete's sake, she's run her own company for years, flies all over the country backing the charities she's involved with and has for years. The first Mrs. McCain has said her accident had nothing to do with his leaving her but, people believe what they want, don't they. Me, included.

Michelle's make-up has COMPLETELY changed the last week or so....fascinating. The 'Bump" will be the 'cute little thing'...and I'm sure they'll win; at which time I hope Nikki's right and Obama spends more time hugging his wife (isn't that smile on his face sincere? ya, right! HAA!) than running the country. God, please. I've never been so scared....I've never thought that a president with his background and his opinions could get this close. As the Black journalist Shelby Steele says so well "He'd NEVER be in that position were it not for his race..he has a terrible background of picking the wrong people as friends, he has very little experience, and he's 'dishonest' on too many subjects..Americans don't want to feel guilty about race anymore, they'll be mostly voting for him for that". Amen, Shelby. we ALL need to do a LOT more research on BOTh candidates, folks.

God help America.

Karen said...

Well, Z said it all before I got here. She's absolutely right about Cindy, and Michelle. Cindy McCain has a terrific personal story and I've posted it before. Though she is very wealthy, she took over her father's company when he died and is credited with doubling its value. Stepford? She's overcome a drug addiction from 3 painful back surgeries and gone public with her story to help others. Stepford? McCain was separated from wife #1 when they met in Hawaii, Cindy on vacation with her parents and a special ed teacher at age 24. Stepford? She has a masters in special ed and in another separate program. Stepford? She adopted an orphaned baby in Bangaladesh at Mother's Teresa's orphanage while on one of her humanitarian missions. Stepford? She has two sons in military service, one in Iraq. Her oldest daughter is 23 and a grad from Columbia U and traveling with her and the campaign, currently in s.e. Asia on a humanitarian mission for Operation Smile which provides free medical operations for children with cleft palates. Stepford?

Michelle doesn't begin to compare in character or deed. No amount of makeover marketing will change anything.

Nikki said...

hey Z and Karen, I know that Cindy has done some really great things, but she has the same likability problem of 49% as Michelle. She could use some marketing...Obama is kicking butt in the media and its time to fight fire with fire. John and Cindy both need to get in front of a camera soon and more often, Obama is hogging all the air time, the guy can't go to the bathroom without us knowing about it. You may not think Cindy is stepfordish because you know about her and research, average american doesn't and if that is the perception, though not the reality then she needs to address it...lots to think about and great comments. :)N

thedailyelephant said...

mmm. mmm. mmm. gurl. no you di'int. seriously, obama? you've resorted to the smutty mcsluterson gossips mags? whats next, campaigning at a hooters near you?

Z said...

Nikki..you're so right. WE can know the truth, but until THEY know the truth......

I hear Cindy was on Leno and FINALLY talked about some of the specifics Karen filled us in on....but, then, when a Republican does that it's bragging, when a Dem does that "isn't it SO high minded and MARVELOUS?"

xxx