Saturday, June 14, 2008

Kobe vs. Jordan


Seriously, if I hear that Kobe Bryant is the greatest player of all time one more time I am going to yank the wheel of my car into a tree and hope it explodes! Kobe isn't even as good as Karl Malone. He certainly isn't as hot! And YES hotness factors in. I get tired of looking at Kobe's Adam's apple that pokes out so far I could set my drink on it. Quit your belly-aching "I have a back ache" whining Kobe. The refs are calling a foul every time another player looks at you. Its like you are goosing and french kissing them during time-outs! Kobe's a democrat for sure. I would take JOHN STOCKTON over "KOBE I don't know the definition of NO" baby! Michael Jordan is the best player that has EVER played basketball PERIOD! There will NEVER be another Michael Jordan PERIOD! Don't make me hit you in the street. Snap out of it people. Kobe sucks.

16 comments:

CHATTI PATTI said...

what's worse is that pursed lipped wife of his who accepted his 30 carat "make-up" diamond ring to help her forget quickly that he is a rapist. ohhhhh...and as for skills...he doesn't hold a stick to michael jordan or shall i say, tim duncan (who is a class act)for the sa spurs! AND...that Col. Sanders Zen Master coach of his who left his wife for a 20 something year old daughter of the gm of the lakers.....HE SUX TOO!

Nikki said...

Oh yea don't even get me started on Phil Jackson! TOTALLY FREAKING RETARDED! he couldn't be a bigger ass. NICE RANT! woohoo! :)N

DB said...

Michael Jordan ftw. Nothing else needs be said.

Nikki said...

DB, I know wtf, but what is ftw? :)N

Sandi said...

I don't follow basketball so most of this went over my head. Except the "don't make me slap you" comment. That made me laugh out loud!

ba and the boys said...

in fact, i just told parker the other day that it is too bad he never saw jordon play. (he was on an snl skit with farley) jordon rocks! he is hot (i agree that counts when voting for the best player ever)!
kobe may be good, but no one will ever be michael.

Paul is a Hermit said...

I wish I knew something about basketball. But I love a good rant.

namaste said...

how did i get so late for this party?! surely it was thrown for me! michael jordan is THE BEST B-BALL PLAYER ever!! he turned my head and introduced me to the love of basketball. everyone i grew up with was TOTALLY into watching the nba stuff. but i was always like *yawn* *scratch* *sigh* until MICHAEL came into my life. WOO-HOO!! and said, psst, hey maria, here's how it gits done. fuggin TA-DAH!! bulls fan over HEEERRRE!! YEEEAAAHHH BBBAAAABBYYY!!

oh and kobe kicks rocks. he sucks.

;)

McQ said...

Nobody in basketball today can hold a candle to MJ. Oh, ftw = for the win.

Nikki said...

glad we are all in agreement. :)N

Coby said...

Dammit! I cannot be agreeing with you Nikki! I do on this one all the way. Kobe is an ASS and So is uncle Philly. MJ is the greatest of all time hands down with narry a felony on his record to boot!

Nikki said...

WOOHOO Coby! it is a little unnerving to be agreeing...I'll think of something soon we can disagree about just to keep it lively! :)N

CHATTI PATTI said...

ha ha....coby and nikki agreed...what a sad day in blogger land!! LOL

Righty64 said...

Ah, Kobe is not the greatest player of all time. Top Ten, yes. But come on, Karl Malone? I think that a championship does count for something. Does Mr. Malone have one? NOT! Please, stop the Laker-bashing!

Nikki said...

Righty, the only reason Kobe has the championships he has is because he never had to play against Michael...Karl Malone is #2 in all-time scoring in which Kareem holds the record. Karl has longevity and a work ethic, Kobe has neither one. And who was the MVP the 3 years Kobe and the Lakers won their championships...yep SHAQ DADDY!...But righty think of it this way after the series we are back to democrat ripping. So if the celtics take it, one more blog cheer and we are done!! woohoo...:)N

Nikki said...

Chatti Patti, its a happy day! dems and phants hugging...Obama knew it could happen! :)N