Saturday, June 14, 2008
Kobe vs. Jordan
Seriously, if I hear that Kobe Bryant is the greatest player of all time one more time I am going to yank the wheel of my car into a tree and hope it explodes! Kobe isn't even as good as Karl Malone. He certainly isn't as hot! And YES hotness factors in. I get tired of looking at Kobe's Adam's apple that pokes out so far I could set my drink on it. Quit your belly-aching "I have a back ache" whining Kobe. The refs are calling a foul every time another player looks at you. Its like you are goosing and french kissing them during time-outs! Kobe's a democrat for sure. I would take JOHN STOCKTON over "KOBE I don't know the definition of NO" baby! Michael Jordan is the best player that has EVER played basketball PERIOD! There will NEVER be another Michael Jordan PERIOD! Don't make me hit you in the street. Snap out of it people. Kobe sucks.