Monday, June 2, 2008
MEMO: TO: THE DEMOCRAT PEEPS
While the general election is approaching and we can soon wind down this SERIOUSLY long, boring, stupid, idiotic, retarded, lame...come on help me out, moronic, ugly, dumb...primary. I am going to write a few things that will be shocking to few. I have liberals who comment and provide an opposing view to any given topic. I can provide those blogs for you or you can click on the links provided on the comments. I tell you this because I am not going to be nice to Barack Obama. I am going to speak my mind as this is my therapy for my mini republican, conservative, religious right-wing nut job brain to opine. Many o' day cometh that I will rip the senator a new one and deservedly so. I am right, I am rarely wrong so bring your thick skin(as my friend DB says on his blog)or don't come at all. I don't like democrats. Nothing against individuals, as I have democrats in my family(and friends), but as a party and as a whole I pretty much think you all suck. Your party sucks, your ideas suck, your symbol sucks, your politicians suck and definitely your DNC chairman sucks and YES Barack Obama sucks. I especially can't stand celebrity democrats. They need to be slapped and slapped hard by the diarrhea of the mouth police. I don't know how much plainer I can be. I don't like the left-winged hijacking of an already sorry looking party. Its almost like the biggest bully in the play ground recruited the biggest loser to be the BFF and BFF said "yes pick me make me a bigger tool than I already am". And so the democratic party transfigured itself. Back in the sixties the students for a democratic society changed the party into a protesting freak show that only thrives if it has a reason to make lame posters and pose for a picture. Back in the day they had real causes like civil rights and equality for women. Now its all about stupid dumb-ass causes like "save the lab rats". So here come the insults and they will come. I don't like your stupid opinions and you HATE mine. But together we will endure the upcoming general election and all of its follies. We will scream at the monitor and shout at the TV and then type like mad to get it out of our heads and on to our blogs. But be warned of the belligerent machine that is coming. No coddling here. This is a Barack Obama rip zone and if you are going to go into the fetal position every time you hear that Obama sucks...then this is not the place for you. I have said this before and I am saying it again. As the primary wraps up and the general gets into full swing, prepare to read smear after smear of a party that in my opinion SUCKS. Nancy Pelosi, shut it. Harry Reid, kiss it. Barbara Boxer, sit on it. Joe Biden, shove it. Yep, I can't wait. I am bringing it. I will personally attack candidates, they are fair game. Personal attacks to individuals commenting or writing on this blog will be deleted. So there is your disclaimer. I will not be fair and balanced. I know you hate to be "labeled", it hurts your feelings, so please I beg you, label me. Label me whatever you like, I resemble all labels. Here comes the general, let's have some fun! And...I love you all. smooches. Seriously. Kiss my butt.