Monday, July 28, 2008
I AM IN OBAMA HELL
The Democrats are experiencing nothing short of an Obasm. They are acting like those stupid idiot men in those annoying Viagra commercials we have to suffer through incessantly when watching the crap box. "If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours call your physician". OK, its time to call the doc folks, cuz you Obama people are experiencing just that. Wipe the smile off your stupid faces and snap out of it. This election erection has got to come down soon or I am going to implode. This climax can't last forever. Did I say climax? OOPS, I meant climate. A climate of Obamacrats being high on Ecstasy. Seriously. I can't get away from the guy or his freaking supporters. He's like the cat that came back the very next day. An incurable disease that keeps me up at night tossing and turning in constant pain. A stalker that is constantly in my rear view mirror. An old boyfriend or girlfriend that can't let go. He is the burrito you ate for lunch that you taste over and over again, because it keeps coming back up. A bad reoccurring dream that gives you the night sweats. Turn on the TV. I dare ya. There he will be standing there with his big ears and stupid smile saying something completely rehearsed and his adoring fans screaming like little girls at a Miley Cyrus concert. I think I saw Barack Obama in my Cheerios this morning. His image may have been formed in the stucco on my house by some cosmic force. Maybe I will start a shrine and charge money for the masses to come and pray to it. I saw an Obama '08 sign in a yard today. In Utah. Ok, so it was only one, but it was enough to make me spontaneously pull out my symbolic finger and point it at my neighbor. I thought they looked overly happy when I saw them in their front yard the other day. Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama. He is everywhere like a freaking quintuplet. A clone that is mass produced. Its like walking down the toy aisle at wal-mart and the shelves are stacked with Obama dolls. A sci-fi thriller that has pods snatching bodies and they are being replaced with Obama look alikes. Its overload folks. Please I am begging the media and the Obama addicts...check into rehab and detox yourselves from this insane co-dependency. Obama is your cocaine. A tingle up the nose and down the leg of the Obamajuana addict. Get help now. Take the posters off your wall, the picture off your cell phone and the background off your computer screen. Erase "yes we can" and O-Bah-ma" from your ring tone. Its time to join a 12 step program and come down from the Obama high you are experiencing. Your dopamine is at extremely high levels and must be replenished by several hits a day. CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS and yes FOXNEWS, are all dealers, dealing to the Obama junkies. They can't get enough. You can't get enough and I have had enough. Seriously...I AM IN OBAMA HELL!
Now watch this and tell me this isn't the entire Obamacratic party...just replace Viva Viagra with Viva Obama and you will get the picture...