Monday, August 25, 2008
The Democratic Convention IS HELL WEEK
I don't think I can stomach the convention. Its going to be full of how poor and in touch the candidates are with the "average" suffering American who has to eat their toes for dinner. This is so disgusting. Preying on peoples misfortune to get their vote is so "aristocratic" and pathetic. But its the democratic way. No real substance to thought only warm fuzzies. Stealing from the "rich" so it can be distributed to the "middle class". Then Obama and the dems are hero's to the "working man". With the likes of Michelle I freaking hate America Obama, Nancy do nothing as speaker and can't sell a boring as hell book Pelosi, Jimmy I have no nuts oops I do have little peanuts Carter, and Ted Kennedy(who gets a make fun pass because he has a brain tumor), I think I will watch the Golden Girls instead. I can't stand democrats and 75 thousand screaming asses really makes the acid in my gut churn into a bright green substance ready to make its way up the biscuit canal. Joe Biden and Barack Obama already got the poor and suffering fest going. For Dem's the contest is always who is the poorest, who struggled the most before making it to the glory days of hero worship. Michelle will talk about her struggles and how she can relate to the "common" American. They will bring up John McCain's many houses and act all butt self-righteous about how even though they went to Ivy league schools they are really just dynamic individuals who beat the system. They will constantly refer to John McCain as George W. Bush, as though Beelzebub and Bush were synonymous. This will irk me the most. The constant Bush bashing coming from a non-accomplished Jr. Senator who in my opinion doesn't deserve to be where he is. Someone found him to be marketable and snagged him for the run IMO. So as I attempt to watch this display of whining, bitching, screaming, complaining, weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth by ridiculous democrats, like cardio to the eyes and ears, I will watch until I can't stand it anymore and collapse. You watch the suffering of the peeps will be insurmountable until the democratic white horse gallops in to save us all. You will see all the stupid idiots actually buying the crap. Screaming like little girls at a Jonas Brothers concert. Who are these freaking people?
What I will enjoy is watching the protesters. Especially the ones from P.U.M.A. which stands for "Party Unity My Ass"...LOL! Yea these are jilted Hillary supporters and they should feel butt hurt. Obama gave her the stink eye and she is sooo not happy. Make no mistake about it. She is one chick who is menopausing all over this one.
So I will laugh, and then I will jerk the wheel of my car into a tree. I am in hell.