Monday, August 18, 2008
PELOSI SPEAKS FOR GOD AND OBAMA THINKS HIS PRESIDENCY SHOULD JUST "HAPPEN"
I am not going to completely rant, but who the hell died and made Nancy Pelosi Speaker of the House...you know, THE HOUSE in the clouds. She said Obama was "a leader that God has blessed us with at this time." OK St.Nancy. Memo: To: Nancy Pelosi: Usually when God sends his messengers to the peeps, their "pay grades" are high enough to have a friggin' opinion about when life begins. No offense to your spiritual invocation, but you are an idiot and your book sucks.
Also Obama has more to say about us conservative peeps. Aside from the fact that he looks different and makes us all shiver like little girls when we say his "funny" name...we have no substance to our rejection of him other than pure negative thinking. Obama said "So I understand why a lot of folks are saying, this should just happen. Why are we having to run all these television commercials? Why do we have to raise all this money? Just read the papers. These are the knuckleheads who have been in charge. Throw ‘em out. But American politics aren’t that simple. The fact of the matter is, at a certain point, when government has not been serving the people for this long, people get cynical. They tune out. And they start saying to themselves, a plague on both your houses. They are willing to consume negative information more frequently than positive information, for good reason. They’ve seen how promises haven’t been kept." Do I really need to say anything more about this statement? Its obvious that someone is a little put out by all this having to run a campaign sh**. Its just red tape. A right of passage. Its annoying to have to play a game you have already won before the game is even over...but when you are sent directly from above, you just do it. I wonder if legions of angels will be at the inauguration singing the hallelujah chorus? Boy and you thought us right-winged religious nut jobs were nut jobs. This is the whole caramel nut Sunday at church folks, St. Obama and the boys from Ghost Busters are on a mission.