Monday, August 4, 2008
REPUBLICAN PARANOIA and THE RACE CLUB, he doesn't look like your typical Mickey Mouse fan
In case you haven't heard, Barack Obama, a Jr. Senator from Illinois is running for President. His accomplishments are small but he has taken on a new role as racist definer. Over the weekend he was hit hard by the McCain camp in more than one ad that makes fun of his celebrity status, a favorite pass time of us Obama dissenters. We don't deny it, and contrary to popular belief by the left, it isn't a jealousy issue, its a make fun of issue. You all are ridiculous.
John McCain has accused Obama of playing the race card. This accusation is absolutely correct. More than 3 times Obama has referred to himself as not "looking" like other Presidents and said that "they" would use that to scare voters. When asked if John McCain was racist because of the recent ads, he said no, but Obama said that he was "cynical". Really? He is pissed off? Makes sense. What should happen is John McCain should call it quits and just concede that Obama is going to win King of the world and beg for a spot in an Obama administration. Really. Obama actually thinks McCain is and or should vote for him he is so freaking awesome. I think McCain is having a hard time not bringing himself to admit that he himself is going to vote for Obama. Hell, I am almost there myself. My views of Obama are really just skewed by the fact that he is black and his middle name is Hussein. Terrorist names scare me. I think Hussein is a really bad guy in the middle east somewhere. It makes me think that Obama will blow up America if elected. He is a scary terrorist lurking around in the night planting bombs on republican lawns. Is his name really IROCK Hussein Osama BIN LADEN? He is a terrorist running for President and we don't even know it! And did I mention he's black? Black people scare me too. Especially the Malcolm X types who hang with angry black reverends. They want to kill me. They are all gang bangers and are probably packing some heat. Grenades too! Obama is going to line up all of us republicans and have target practice with our white rich faces. Yes, these are the true reasons why I will not be voting for him come November.
maybe if I really dug down deep in my soul, I would know that Obama really is the only choice for President. I say cancel the election. Call it off. Make McCain the Secretary of State and call it good. Then let the days of "puff the magic dragon" begin. I've looked at clouds from both sides now, from up and down and still some how its life's illusions I recall...I really don't know life at all. Obama is the one that will ebb and flow with the opinion polls so I say yes we need a puppet. A nice wishy washy puppet that will make decisions based on our perfectly thought out views. Views that are made based on "The View" or "The O'Reilly Factor" or what Madonna and her BFF Michael Moore have to say. Opinions based on facts. Facts dumbed-down by the media, those are the opinions I am talking about. I stipulate that Obama really is the only man for the job. I have been paranoid and lacked the vision needed to see the magnitude of Obama's message. My eyes are open and I have accepted the racist and fear-mongering manner of my ways. Please forgive my thinking for myself. I want to give Obama all my money and all my children. He can make better use of them. I am no longer an Obama hater. I have been jealous of his popularity and that he can play basketball better than his counterpart. I have decided to embrace the movement.
Seriously Obama, get your mouth off my card. The race card. You have your lips on an issue that you were suppose to transcend, remember? Now you are an official race baiter. Get cheeky with that one and welcome to the club!