Tuesday, October 21, 2008


That is soooo hilarious. But that is what the peeps and the media types are saying. Bloggers go on and on at how Palin is not ready to be a "step away from the Presidency". I think this is hilarious especially since the "experienced" mate Obama tapped to join his ticket said this, as reported in the New York Post,
"Mark my words," Biden told donors at a Seattle fund-raiser Sunday night. "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. "Watch. We're going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy. "And he's going to need help . . . to stand with him. Because it's not going to be apparent initially; it's not going to be apparent that we're right."
Can you imagine the media fire storm if Sarah Palin made such a statement about John McCain? SNL would be all over that one like a towel on a water buffalo. To tell a crowd that it isn't going to apparent that the democratic nominee, Barack Obama the supposed PRESIDENT, is "right" in its handling of this manufactured crisis? Joe Biden is the rocket scientist he tapped to strengthen his ticket? I don't have time to cover all his little "gaffe" nuggets. I mean seriously people, who is it that is dumb? Who is it that is not analyzing this campaign with brains and nuance? Who is it that should be questioned on their judgment? According to Colin Powell and the other Obama supporters, John McCain picking Sarah Palin is a question in judment? I think THAT is laughable and you all are pretty gullible yourselves if you think Joe Biden and Obama are the obvious choice in the brains department. This is my fun for the day. Pointing the ever popular dumb finger at the proposed genius ticket. But of course keep calling the rest of us racist and blind. We can take it, its what the left does to discredit a legitimate argument from the "right". But now it looks like you all are the idiots. Seriously I have to go laugh myself skinnier.


namaste said...

oo oo oooh! let me! "umm... from my kitchen window, i can see that obama chose the wrong running mate. gosh darn it, hillary's a smart cookie, smarter than me."

LOL! i guess only the liberals get to beat us over the head with how stupid a candidate can be.

great post nik!

ba and the boys said...

i go out for some kleenex and BAM! nikki strikes again! love this one nikki!

Sandi said...

Wait, you can laugh yourself skinny?!?!?! I'd better start watching more TVLand!!

DD2 aka Debonair Dude said...

Lets not mock Joe Biden. He's acting like he suports John McCain.

Chuck said...

They keep him from the media for a couple of weeks and then let him out and what does he do, he eats the microphone.

Chatterness said...

I want the "Laugh Myself Skinnier" diet!!! I should be a cool 50 lbs lighter as much laughing as I've been doing lately!!!

Anonymous said...

Joe Lieberman has said the same thing. I love how you bash him for being honest.

On the other hand, Sarah Palin still doesn't know what the vice president does.

Anonymous said...

See you made that comment about us with our starbucks and polar bears and someone killed that bear at the university of NC. Nikki are you heading up some secret republican spy ring secretly givng orders through your blog?? :-) Any news on the move? XXOOXX - Todd

Mustang said...

On the other hand, Sarah Palin still doesn't know what the vice president does.

Give me a break! People who throw a fit about Palin’s inexperience, her religion, or her bra-size can hardly think—not even for a New York minute—that Joe Biden gives anyone comfort being a single heartbeat away from the presidency.

This man still believes Katie’s Diner is still operational; he's an inept goof in a $500 suit with far less experience even if we only counted Palin’s time as a small town mayor. And if that bozo ever ascended to the presidency, we’d be at war with Canada within six weeks, and Al Qaeda would set up recruiting offices in every strip mall in America.

Ducky's here said...

Joe is more intelligent and experienced than Palin.

See Nikki, that wasn't hard to figure out.

Ducky's here said...

$500 suit. That's actually pretty cheap, mustang.

You been following Suzy Mooseburger's little shopping spree? The RNC bought her(illegally) a starter wardrobe for over 160,000 bucks. They even bough her 7 year old brat a Louis Vuitton bag. And unlike your friend's it wasn't some cheap Taiwanese knockoff.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe Biden wears a $500 suit. Doesn't he know Joe Sixpack shops a Nieman Marcus?

Khaki Elephant said...

Well, at least Biden hit a homerun with those hair plugs . . . oops, Joe, they missed a spot.

And speaking of clothes, do you think the DNC could step up and buy Michelle Obama some clothes that actually fit? My eyes are still burning from that convention number. With all the foreign currency the Obama campaign is receiving through "donations" you would think that they would have at least one contact in Paris brave enough to state the fashion obvious, "Honey, you're not a size 0."

Coby said...

Ms. Nikki I love the fact that you are humorous so maybe you will like this. It's just poking fun at the obvious.

Katie Couric - Thank you for being here, Governor Palin.

Sarah Palin - I'm all about being here.

Katie Couric - Are you and John McCain in favor of this $700 billion bailout?

Sarah Palin - I'm totally in favor of supporting the troops. My son is a troop.

Katie Couric - Right. But I'm asking about the bailout proposal for Wall Street.

Sarah Palin - You sure are. You betcha.

Katie Couric - So are you in favor of it?

Sarah Palin - Reform needs to be in the Wall Street. Not just sittin' on the curb of Wall Street. We need it in the middle of the street. Like a dead squirrel.

Katie Couric - Can we afford to give tax breaks to the wealthiest Americans right now?

Sarah Palin - Well, what do you mean by tax breaks? Like on a car? Those kinds of breaks?

Katie Couric - Less taxes.

Sarah Palin - You know, I'm really into the Bush doctrine. I'm like, supporting it.

Katie Couric - In the event that something were to happen to John McCain, are you ready to step in and be president?

Sarah Palin - I have the steadiness to be steady. I'm getting in there and really doing it. Not just not doing it. I'm not going to be like 'hey, presidency, talk to the hand.'

Katie Couric - But are you ready to become the leader of the free world?

Sarah Palin - Totally. I will totally lead the world. Any world. I will lead Mars or whatever too if those guys need a world president. Or just a Mars president. I took on the ole' boys club in Alaska and I can take it on in Mars.

Katie Couric - But I'm not asking about being president of Mars.

Sarah Palin - But I am answering about being president of Mars because a president person needs to be prepared for anything. I like to reform.

Katie Couric - I understand you only just got a passport last year.

Sarah Palin - You know, I was in Idaho for my friend Amber's wedding a ways back. Lemme tell you, Katie. We American taxpayers have a lot more in common with other countries than we think. There were Budweiser beers cans at that Idaho wedding. And Hot Pockets too. Those pizza flavored ones. Yummy.

Katie Couric - Wait, are you saying that Idaho is another country?

Sarah Palin - I'm saying they have Hot Pockets just like us. Pizza ones even. It's called 'the globalization.'

Katie Couric - But let me get this straight because I think it's important. Is Idaho another country?

Sarah Palin - You know, I'm not going to get into that right now. I think American men and women and men are focused on solutions. Not what's a country or what's not a country. Some places aren't countries. They're just things. And that's ok. Do you know the difference between a country and a thing?

Katie Couric - I'm not sure I do.

Sarah Palin - Hot Pockets.

Katie Couric - And finally, where will you and John McCain take this country?

Sarah Palin - We are going to take it somewhere really nice. A nice place where all American taxpayer people will totally be like 'hey, hello, this is really nice.'" And then we'll take it from that really nice place and over to a nicer place, a super duper nice one. More super duper nice than my cousin Marge even. And the American taxpayer people will be like 'hey, this is a super duper nice place. More than Marge even.'" Reform.

Katie Couric - Thank you, Governor.

Karen said...

There's no evidence of intelligence in Joe Biden and he shows it each time his mouth opens. He lied about scholarships for grades, he flunked out of college then upon returning, was at the bottom of his class. And, had to abandon a presidential run because of multiple plagerism charges. If being there the longest equals experience, well, he does have more 'experience' than the other ticket or Obama. He's not held a real job since he was 29 and a new congressman. Hardly a 'regular' Joe. His family lives in a compound in Delaware. His hedge fund son is a multimillionare thanks to daddy. The other a politican, too.

Ducky's here said...

Like, is Sarah Palin a valley girl?