Friday, December 12, 2008

DECEMBER: CRAZY ATHEIST MONTH


Every year in December we get to watch atheists act like big fat babies and go crazy. They curl up and die at the very sight of Christmas trees and Nativity scenes in capital buildings and so on and so on. They freak out if someone tells them "Merry Christmas" and cry like little girls who lost their dollies. Their atheism is threatened by this ridiculous religious holiday and it hurts their feelings. It reminds them that they are a minority and in this country we all know that minorities of all kinds are persecuted and chained up and left for dead in concentration camps by the mean old Christians. Seriously, don't look at me atheist, I will kill you.
Christians everywhere are celebrating Christmas and it makes an atheists eyes burn to have to look at all those hideous lights. I mean those damn bell ringers at stores really make their evolutioned asses pucker! The nerve of people celebrating and spreading cheer!
December always brings in some big atheist freak out and it appears the atheist ass-hat award this year goes to Governor Christine Gregoire of Washington state. It gives me great pleasure to mention her ridiculous antics with a tone of complete "yes I am making fun of you because you are a big fat atheist baby". Christine the new hero of the beaten and down-trodden atheist community put up a sign next to baby Jesus that said this...
"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds".
Mhmm, that's right. That's what she said and had it mounted on a pretty sign right next to the manger(she was pissed it didn't have Obama in it). She basically spit on religion and religious people. Am I confused when I say that our public officials should refrain from this kind of blatant mockery? Governor Christine is a tool and Washington state is now added to the worthless line of states in this union that should be given back to their previous owners. Hopefully to some oppressive country that will beat their ass for not worshiping Allah. Just a suggestion.
So Merry Christmas one and all! Its the same as its always been...atheist conniption month. Take a Prozac and go to your happy "there is no Jesus" place. Christmas will be over soon enough and you can calm down until Easter! (And yes evolutioned is a word I made up).

23 comments:

Clay said...

If you haven't seen Ben Stien's Expelled, go rent it this weekend. He exposes Dawin based aethesim, and really makes profssors of Darwinism come and look like idiots. It's a great film.

Khaki Elephant said...

Obama wasn't in the manger? Now I'm pissed!

Righty64 said...

These have to be the most unhappy people that I know of. I mean, they claim to be so "offended" by the sights and sounds of Christmas, especially that pesky religious aspect. Yet this is a celebration of life that everyone can be a part of without the religious aspect. There are so many ways to do that. I just will not let these sad souls ruin my happiness this Christmas season.

Chuck said...

Isn't there a constitutional issue in her sign?

I think athiests are not comfortable in their own skin. If they trully believed in their none beliefs, they would simply dismiss Christmas displays as irrelevant. The fact that they protest says to me that they may have doubts.

ba and the boys said...

i feel bad for atheiests. i bet they were just people who were on the naughty list as kids and cant get over it.

Larry T Durham said...

The state of Washington...Sold! to the bearded man in the turbin! Somebody get the governor a burqa...stat!

Sandi said...

They actually put that sign up!?! That's nuts.

It's Me said...

When I first heard of this, I really thought it was a joke of some sort. I couldn't believe it. I still can't. Where the hell are the "strength in numbers" that could tear down her ridiculous sign? Atheist are ALIENS. Yep, I said it. ATHEIST ARE ALIENS. ATHEIST ARE ALIENS. Go cry to your papa, Tom Cruise.

Freadom said...

Holy Cow, she actually wrote that. Yikes. I can't imagine she'd get re elected after a stunt like that.

Oh, and by the way Nikki, don't forget that not all the people in Washington are blue. I say this because if Washington is sent back, so would Michigan. And I'd hate that considering 80% of the counties here did not vote blue.

namaste said...

hmmm... ya know, i think i see the problem. a parallel that may have been overlooked. let's put them together with angry adolescents & teens going through their dark stage and start support groups in cities across the country.

;)

Karen said...

The Governor is a mess. The liberal politically correct are making a mockery out of everything. Besides, Christmas is a federal holiday. There should be no "opposite" view represented. A tree is a secular symbol anyway. But, what do you expect from a woman who won her office by stealing it from the legit winner, her opponent?

Z said...

Ya, obama isn't in the manger, everybody KNOWS that...He's already risen..He IS the messi-duh, after all.

Nikki, don't you wonder why, if they don't BELIEVE in GOD, they get SO TICKED OFF? SO THREATENED, by beauty? Just walk the HELL BY, if it bugs you, folks......ignore it. It's OUR deal, not YOURS.
And 85% of us are believers.......

NOBODY says atheists can't think like they do...why do they want US to conform? geeeeZ

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

Nikki, I love your rant. The anti-Christian elements of the Western world have really done everything they can to ruin Christmas. Let's not let them take another inch of ground.

I don't think I would paint all atheists this way, though. There are atheists who are just that - atheistic, i.e., not believing in God, or the existence of any Divine Being - and then there are the atheists who are a few bricks short of a full load, and for whom unbelief is insufficient. I would call them antitheistic - opposing the belief of a Supreme Being. From the former group, we get and give no trouble at all. From the latter group, including such dim bulbs as Christopher Hitchens and Christine Gregoire, we get venom and derision.

But the anti-theists might be wise to remember that religion, like nature, abhors a vacuum. Western Europe is not going to a demographic hell in a handbasket for no reason at all. It is happening because the people lost their religion, all in the name of secular "equality and fairness". The next step is that their birth rates plummeted, and to compensate, these countries threw open their doors to immigrants who, finding no religion in their new countries, happily imported Islam from their countries of origin.

You or others reading this may think I am exaggerating, but it's there for anyone to see. If you stomp out Christianity to the point that no one believes in a thing except opposing religion (** COUGH ** Christine Gregoire **COUGH**), then religions other than Christianity will be only too happy to take over the place.

Does the State of Washington's constitution permit recall campaigns against governors? Too bad if not.

Ducky's here said...

Oh, the nasty atheists scared Nikki and she threw a hissy. How cute.

Larry T Durham said...

Careful Ducky...or I'll have Bob Jones himself visit you :)

DB said...

Who is the offened group here? The people who put up a sign with all the other groups or the people upset about the sign? Pot. Kettle. Black.

DB said...

@Clay...Ben Stein's mockumentary is a joke. Michael Moore tells less lies than that clown.

Nikki said...

DB, of course we are offended, it was meant to be offensive. Why offend is my question, can't we just celebrate without atheists getting all butt hurt? :)N

DB said...

of course we are offended

Here is a typical conservative response to your statement..."you do not have the right to not be offended."

Nikki said...

do you mean...you have the right to NOT be offended?

DB said...

No, I meant what I wrote. Where is it written that you have a right not to be offended?

Nikki said...

So are you saying that public officials should be able to say crap about black people, gay people, Jews and other groups without consequence? Or just Christians? I don't get the point...they should be offensive and we should just take it? OK don't send in the PC police because PC doesn't apply to all people only a select few. Calling religious people mindless is equivolent to calling gay people sinners and I know the coutry would be up in arms about that! :)N

t.durham said...

Nikki,you seemed to have hit a nerve in the left with your questioning of their right to offend. It's okay for the left to offend if their targets are straight,white,christians or southerners. As for the europeans...they have long ago given up GOD. Now it seems that GOD has given up on them. They now prostrate themselves before any "raghead" with a rock. To quote a old country song...If you dont stand for something you'll fall for anything! And yes...I am an american by birth but southern by the grace of GOD! We have our faults here but we will not bow to false gods of atheism or islam.