Friday, December 12, 2008
DECEMBER: CRAZY ATHEIST MONTH
Every year in December we get to watch atheists act like big fat babies and go crazy. They curl up and die at the very sight of Christmas trees and Nativity scenes in capital buildings and so on and so on. They freak out if someone tells them "Merry Christmas" and cry like little girls who lost their dollies. Their atheism is threatened by this ridiculous religious holiday and it hurts their feelings. It reminds them that they are a minority and in this country we all know that minorities of all kinds are persecuted and chained up and left for dead in concentration camps by the mean old Christians. Seriously, don't look at me atheist, I will kill you.
Christians everywhere are celebrating Christmas and it makes an atheists eyes burn to have to look at all those hideous lights. I mean those damn bell ringers at stores really make their evolutioned asses pucker! The nerve of people celebrating and spreading cheer!
December always brings in some big atheist freak out and it appears the atheist ass-hat award this year goes to Governor Christine Gregoire of Washington state. It gives me great pleasure to mention her ridiculous antics with a tone of complete "yes I am making fun of you because you are a big fat atheist baby". Christine the new hero of the beaten and down-trodden atheist community put up a sign next to baby Jesus that said this...
"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds".
Mhmm, that's right. That's what she said and had it mounted on a pretty sign right next to the manger(she was pissed it didn't have Obama in it). She basically spit on religion and religious people. Am I confused when I say that our public officials should refrain from this kind of blatant mockery? Governor Christine is a tool and Washington state is now added to the worthless line of states in this union that should be given back to their previous owners. Hopefully to some oppressive country that will beat their ass for not worshiping Allah. Just a suggestion.
So Merry Christmas one and all! Its the same as its always been...atheist conniption month. Take a Prozac and go to your happy "there is no Jesus" place. Christmas will be over soon enough and you can calm down until Easter! (And yes evolutioned is a word I made up).