Thursday, December 4, 2008
LIBERAL AWARENESS WEEK
I watched Christiane Amanpour on Leno a couple of nights ago and have been disturbed ever since. She flapped her gums and spoke about a bunch of mumbo jumbo showing off her knowledge of world affairs yadda yadda yadda. Yeah she's smart and an excellent journalist. Cool. Whoopee. Big deal. I think liberals are wired funny. I really do. They honestly think they can intellectualize Americans out of our problems. Its a control issue.
So anyway or at any rate, Christiane has a special on CNN called "Scream Bloody Murder"(GOOGLE IT I have no desire to link to it) which is a documentary about worldwide genocide. Its an important topic no doubt about it. Just so you know, I am one of those people who really doesn't care about WMD's being found before we pre-emptively strike another country. I believe that if there are people in any country, in the world, who live under an oppressive regime ruled by the likes of Saddam Hussein, Hugo Chavez, Ahmadinajad, Kim Jong il, Fidel Castro etc. etc., America should take them out and free the people. Its our duty. But that's just me. So WMD's not being found...don't care. Genocide stopped. Saddam dead. People free. And how was the genocide stopped? Yep, with force or how ever you want to put it. But no, George Bush is worse that Saddam according to most liberals. Whatever. People were liberated end of story.
So here I sit listening to Christiane go on and on about worldwide genocide and how we should all be "aware of it". Yep, genocide. Be aware. Remember all those millions of Jews who were slaughtered back in the day? Well guess what? Mass murder at the hands of dictators is happening all around the world as we speak. And though it is an important documentary for Christiane put out there, what is the liberal answer to this mass killing? Awareness. Can I just say that...I HATE THAT WORD! It means nothing to me and millions of dead people. I am aware of many things. Cancer in all its forms. AIDS. Domestic violence. Rape. Racism. Child predators. Disease curable and incurable. Depression. Suicide. Abortion. Teen pregnancy. Addiction. Drunk driving. Autism. Prostitution. Gay people. Fat people. Ugly people. Sexism. Ageism. Global warming. Animal abuse. Child abuse. Over population. Starvation. Starvation on purpose. And the list goes on and on and though I am aware, they all still exist and are not going anywhere any time soon. All you need is cable TV and you are "AWARE" of every societal ill on the planet including genocide, ethnic cleansing and all other atrocities that are committed against humanity regularly. And what is the liberal philosophical intellectual answer to these atrocities? AWARENESS. Make a documentary so that we are "informed". That's it. Great I am a hero. I am aware. Just be aware of the crap and it will go away just by our demanding it. You can also start a foundation. Invite some rich and famous people to a 2000 dollar a plate dinner and call yourselves activists. You can wear the latest and greatest evening gown by some well known designer made exclusively for you. Make sure there is a long red carpet to walk on and invite the media so that the peeps see you walking in front of your "genocide awareness" dinner sign. You are truly doing something to make people "aware". The money raised will go to pay the person in charge of the foundation, usually a relative of the famous movie star turned philanthropist, and for the other awareness dinners that will be put on later that year. Whew. I sigh in relief knowing that we are all "aware" of Darfur and the mass killing of its citizens. Something will surely be done. We can now demand diplomatic solutions by way of sanctions. Good Luck people of Darfur who are going to die, We in America are having dinners and having tight t-shirts made for your genocidal benefit and looking dashing I might add(the tee's are running really small and are showing off our big brains, but don't worry they say "free Tibet" oops is this the Tibet dinner or the Darfur buffet?).
So I submit to all of you "Liberal Awareness Week". Its a week out of every year where we discuss the stupidness of liberals and how we can rid ourselves of their idiocrity. First we will make ourselves aware of liberal nonsense, then we will have dinners and pound podiums and get Botox injections and liposuction for these parties of liberal bashing. I'm so excited.
Seriously, let's bomb some communist bastards already and free some people for real...That will make them aware.