Sunday, February 22, 2009
BRISTOL IS A PALIN IN THE ASS
Bristol Palin has been chatting it up with Greta on FOXNEWS about her being preggars during the campaign and the baby that grandma, dad and little sis are raising. She is a Palin in the ass if you ask me. Seriously hit me in the face as hard as you can with a shovel if she is the new poster girl AGAINST teen pregnancy. You see she advocates against getting KNOCKED-UP but not against teen sex because its "unrealistic" to expect teens not to get horny and mate like friggin' rabbits in heat. Its funny every teen I talk to claims to know more about sex than any other adult, when in reality they know more disgusting slang porno terms than we do. That's called being edutarded not educated. Not a shock. Our teens are bombarded with sex incessantly in the media and in public. Teen girls think they have to dress like strippers to get attention from boys and that just makes boys hornier to see girls look like walking porn. So, girls end up having sex with the hormonal jacked-up teen-boys because they think the boys "love" them. Then they get a bun in the oven and/or diseased and/or a date with every guy in school who has the need of relieving some built up "stress" with the school ejaculatory depository which is said teen girl. So this is basically what you are teen girls, a wet dream outlet and nothing more. Its a great calling. Don't do IT. IT is SEX.
So now days we have parents and teachers crying foul at even trying to push or even say the word ABSTINENCE. You better believe that is my first lesson in sex, DON'T DO IT! Sex-ed TODAY is offered with the defeatist attitude of here is a banana and here is a condom. I am not saying contraception should not be taught and available to the teentards! It definitely should be. But why not try to sell abstinence while shoving the sex thing down their throats? I don't get the "WEELLL, they are just going to do it anyway so let's just give them a room at the school with a bed, some lingerie and plenty of rubbers so they can do it under our supervision" mentality. Is this really where we are as a society? No one is going to say "NO! DO NOT HAVE SEX UNTIL YOU ARE A MATURE ADULT WITH A CLUE!!!" Why not say it with all of the other things that need to be said? I get that teens have a mind of their own. I was once a teen and had my own mind and would sneak behind my parents back regularly. But in the back of my mind was a little voice that said "NO, don't do it, wait". Why are clear messages to our kids so taboo? I am not here to preach about abstinence. I am here to say let's get back to some common sense when it comes to teaching our kids and start acting like adults who lead vs. adults who are cool. Teach them EVERYTHING and tell them to wait. Wait until when? That is up to the individual and his or her parents. Taking teens straight up to the pharmacy with such a defeatist attitude is pretty lame parenting. Its time parents stop trying to be best friends to their kids and start being parents. You can be close to your kids and have a dialog about these topics without breaking out the bong and shot glasses.
I am not trying to pile on Bristol. But it doesn't make it any easier for parents to have her parading around like a teen mom celebrity. Didn't we all think we knew everything at her age and she couldn't be more clueless. A teen in a pretty great situation with lots of familial support when it comes to having a child at her age is not someone who should be setting an example to other teens. She does not live in the real world. I am sure she is a very nice girl with a really great family and I wish them all the best, but its time someone told her to shut it, so I will...SHUT IT BRISTOL!