Monday, February 16, 2009
Political Junkies Getting Tired of the JUNK
I am a political junkie, but for some reason I am a little tired of the political junk right now. Republicans are hyper-focused on every little or big movement in the Obama administration. Democrats are busy calling republicans names and dissecting the reasons why donkey criticisms are correct and republicans critiques are not. Its all fun and games to me, but at what point does is all just get old and become a merry-go-round of rhetorical insanity? So here is what I have to say to both groups. Memo:TO:Republicans: It is counter-productive to sound like radio active juggernauts bent by the current loss. Let's stop going completely Al Franken nuts. I don't like Obama any more than the next conservative, but acting like cracked-out meth idiots is not going to help. Hyper-down on the alarmist communist/Marxist rhetoric before the white truck scoops you up into the political looney political cartoon grave yard. The communist gig may be true, and I am not arguing against the legitimacy of the argument, but doesn't it all sound and look as retarded as previous Bush derangement behavior? Come on let's not dumb-down to the same level as psychosomatic donkey freaks. Everybody knows this stimulus is no stimulus except the punch love drunk women democrats who want to have sex with Obama and the male type mules who have serious man-crushes on his Obasm-ness. The rest of us are not fooled, so stop acting like jilted obsessed girlfriends who stalk their lost love and put rabbits in boiling pots of water. That should not be our modus operandi. Our mode of operation should be to find a more inclusive attitude within our own party without shriveling up and going into the fetal position when a republican steps outside party philosophy. Man-up and wind down phants. Its only going to get worse if we don't figure out how to offer an alternative to the madness without playing the "He's a freaking communist and we are all going to die" card. Its just such liberalistic behavior. YES, I made up that word. Deal with it.
MEMO:TO: Democrats. U R DUMB.
Yes, I just resorted to name calling. I just can't try to speak to you donkeys right now. This will make you go to your happy place and kick out a phone call to your therapist, its all good, do your thing. It's time for operation inclusive repugs and gettin' jiggy with the moderates and independphants or we will continue to lose more elections. Now seriously don't make me talk to you guys about this again.