Monday, March 2, 2009

NOBEL PEACE OF CRAP PRIZE


It looks as though President Obama is a nominee for a Nobel Peace Prize. So listen up donkeytards I am declaring Nikki LAW and am going to break you like wild stallions. Its time for you to grow some hair on your peaches and demand that your dude actually accomplishes something before getting nominated for this piece of crap prize. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Jimmy the terrorist lover Carter got the thing. Al the closet drag queen Gore got it. Kofi I will take food out of the mouths of babes for OIL Annan scored one. Yasser lets blow ourselves up Arafat took one home. And these people all shared the same gig with Mother Theresa, wtf? Al I just made 100 million on big fat global warming lies Gore has the same "peace" prize as Mother Theresa. I don't get this. I need some help. Please someone explain it to me in elementary dumbed-down wingtard terms.
What exactly has the Dalai Obama done to deserve this so called honor? What has he done to further the cause of peace? This romance with liberalism and its Utopian society is a philosophical war within our own country and sorry folks but the donkeytards have bought into it. Nice going donkeytards. Get ready to get spanked. Oh you don't believe in spanking? OK go to time-out and sit there and think about what it is you just purchased for America. Yes, I am giving you the stink eye and am coming at you like a spider monkey. Start making sense professor Dick Weed or start shutting up. Nobel Peace Prize? How about NO HELL CHEESE FRIES.

17 comments:

Clay Bowler said...

This prize lost all credibility when they awarded both Carter and Gore a Nobel Prize. The fact that Nobel is now Obamagasming should embarrass anyone who honestly earned whatever this prize is now worth. The only person I have ever celebrated who earned the peace prize was Lech Walesa

namaste said...

after gore i saw this prize for the bullshit that it is. obama has done absolutely NOTHING to earn any kind of accolades and yet...

yeah this is pure and utter bullshit. i now call into question everything any "leader" or "qualified" person will ever claim again. we are surrounded by snake-oil sellers and comatose, ass-scratching followers. oiy!

Sandi said...

OK, hell is going to freeze over - I totally agree with you on this one!

Chuck said...

I agree with Clay, Lech Walesa was one of the few recent winners with any credibility

sue said...

OK, I agree, it's too soon for President Obama and this award, BUT... JIMMY CARTER!! This man is a patriot and a humanitarian, the best this country has ever had, don't be bad mouthing Jimmy Carter!!! It just shows your lack of common sense!!!

emptysuit said...

I stopped following this Notable Piece Prize when they gave it to Carter. I noticed that only liberals get the prize. When Gore got it I knew it was full of ....you know

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

Sorry Sue, but I agree that giving the prize to Jimmy Carter was utterly unseemly and disgusting. The man never met a dictator he didn't like. After he was out of office, he continued to cozy up to the likes of Yasser Arafat - who, in case no one noticed, was a career terrorist. Even the Camp David peace accords were essentially worked out before Carter got involved. Most of the brokering was done in advance by Nicolae Ceau┼čescu of Romania (of all people! Carter probably liked him, too). If Carter had won a second term, he would have sold Israel down the river - so said his own Secretary of State, Cyrus Vance. Carter's NY Times op-ed on April 21st, 2002, was viciously anti-Israel, pro-Arafat, and contained false PLO propaganda.

And let's not forget the run-up to the First Gulf War in 1991, when Carter sent letters to members of the UN Security council urging them to oppose the efforts of the first President Bush to drive Saddam's forces out of Kuwait. Among the recipients of these letters were French President Mitterand, the ChiComs, and Prime Minister Mulroney of Canada. The US government only found about Carter's efforts when Mulroney picked up the phone and called the American Secretary of Defense, Dick Cheney, to ask why the hell he had just received such an unbelievable letter.

As Jay Nordlinger wrote in National Review about seven years ago: "The ex-president is known as Joe Human Rights, but he’s mighty selective about whose human rights to champion. If you live in Marcos’s Philippines, Pinochet’s Chile, or apartheid South Africa, he’s liable to care about you. If you live in Communist China, Communist Cuba, Communist Ethiopia, Communist Nicaragua, Communist North Korea, Communist . . .: screw you."

Exactly. That Carter has received a Nobel Peace Prize, given his friendships with and advocacy for people like Josip Broz Tito (Yugoslavia), the afforementioned Ceau┼čescu (Romania), Hafez Assad (Syria), Mengistu (Ethiopia), Kim Il Sung (North Korea) and Daniel Ortega (Nicaragua), is beyond the bounds of logic and decency.

Dan said...

IT seems things have been turned on their head. There once was a time when people were recognized after great works. Now it seems that our clairvoyant shepherds know in advance who will do great things.

Same with taxes. Libs once upon a time taxed then spent. Now, through the same clairvoyance on how to pay for it one would suppose, they spend then tax. Kinda like a "spend it and they will pay" mentality I guess.

And speaking of spending, spend they (meaning we)will if Al Gore gets all he wants. I wish I was a rich elitist like old Al so I wouldn't have to be one of his little guinea pigs. What a bunch of smucks we all are.

Ducky's here said...

Yeah, ever since they gave it to Henry Kissinger. That douche should have been behind a Plexiglas slab at The Hague.

Larry T. Durham said...

Nikki, growing some "hair on the peaches" would require that the these people actually HAVE peaches. "Donkeytards" are notoriously peachless.

Great rant.

friedmsw said...

Guess he just keeps playing that Pied Piper music!

Khaki Elephant said...

Beautiful, El Cerdo!

My Blog said...

Forgive me, President Zero, I have only been paying attention to this kind of rhetoric for 40 years, so I may be punching above my weight. But this is BS. We have all heard it a thousand times before, and nothing comes of it, with the exception of the Media, no one eats it. Presient Zero you are too late with the Rev9olution. Today, No hardworking common American (see: backbone of) believes this sh*t from politicians anymore

Ducky's here said...

No, My Blog, the Republican Party has become so freakin' useless that you have the new rookie phenom Bobbie Jindal (R - Creationism) running around saying "Rush Must Be Obeyed".

Your leader is a fat, drug addicted, international sex tourist.

It's going to be a joy just aerating the soil and plowing you guys under.

The right is in an unimaginable disarray. And all you castrati can do is blindly follow Rush and hope Obama fails. The culmination of years of smelling St. Ronnie Raygun's rotting brain tissue. Buh-bye.

Sean Penn said...

while we're pinning on awards like worthless flair at TGI Fridays, how about Sir Edward Kennedy being knighted? by the english PM for his 'bringing peace to Northern Ireland, expanding US healthcare, and improving access to education for children around the world." WHAT?!? OK Sir Teddy. just pin that under the flashing happy hour drink pin on your suspenders and wear your "I'm with Mr. Nobel" t-shirt to your next dinner at the white house. This is all a joke. When's it my turn?

Khaki Elephant said...

Liberals love giving. They give one another awards, they give lazy people money they've taken from the country's most productive workers, they give praise to their mighty messiah who needs a telepromter for press conferences and they give us all headaches since they've crawled out of their holes to gloat over finally have a socialist in the White House.

Mustang said...

I think Obama qualifies for the Nobel Prize as much he does to be America's president.