Wednesday, March 18, 2009

OBAMA APPEARS ON LENO TONIGHT TO MAKE HISTORY...THE FIRST SITTING PRESIDENT TO APPEAR ON A LATE NIGHT SHOW

Memo: To: President Obama:

Dear Mr. President,


You have won the election. Its time to stop campaigning and start governing. Yes your popularity is falling faster than Madonna's boyfriend list, but its because you are, how do I put this nicely, not as smart as you thought you were. I appreciate your Harvard degree and your pretty speeches, but its the real deal now. Jay Leno is not the place for you to show your big fat mug. You are not a Hollywood actor, scratch that, yes you are...BUT you are also the President and you need to start "acting" like one. The carbon footprint you are going to leave and all the money its going to cost for you to appear on this show makes me sick. But not because I care about the environment because I really don't. DIE ENVIRONMENT! But because I do care about the cost of this little swore in these tough economic times. You are a mess as I thought you would be. Saying I told you so is soooooo not attractive, but someones got to say it. I am looking forward to you being a one termer and this stunt is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen a President do. You are a distinguished statesman no longer. You truly are a celebrity only. This is moronic and a slap in the face of everyday Americans who look to you for leadership. I will make fun of you later after watching you on Leno. What are you doing next? Regis and Kelly? Maybe The View? How about Romper Room or Saturday Night Live? SNL refuses to make fun of you so it would be a safe gig. I think this is a lame attempt at getting your poll numbers up. But, see here is the thing, you have to do President stuff. Do you know what that means? Well figure it out and when you are done being the President of the lollipop gil and pretending Glenda the good witch will save you then let us know. I can't wait for a house to fall on your teleprompter. Come out from behind the curtain and stop worrying about yourself and start worrying about America, the country that elected you already and doesn't need you to continue to campaign. This economic and apology tour is sooooo nauseating! America throws up a little every time we hear how "sorry" you are for being a dumb ass. I mean that is such the donkey demotard way. I am so done with you. Can we have a re-do? I miss President Bush. I really do.

15 comments:

sue said...

why does it pain you so to see our President on TV? At least you know he is working hard because he is actually telling us what he's DOING!. At least he isn't ON VACATION every week like former presidents. geez, there is just nothing he can do right by you. For you, this is gonna be a LONG 8 years! hee hee hee

Chuck said...

Sue, nailed it. He is busy telling us what he is going to do. He needs to actually do soemthing constructive, stop partying, hitting the late night circuit, jetting off to Chicago for dinner, filling out his NCAA bracket. Quite frankly, the man doesn't have time for a vacation.

sue said...

OMG you people are so unbelievable. He's on TV every day telling you what he's doing, you are just too close-minded to listen. And Nikki, if you miss Bush so much maybe you should get with that one other person who misses him and fly off to Texas

namaste said...

great memo! you said it all, nik. you have the stomach to actually watch him on leno. i can't even watch him on commercials. this leno gig has me fuming! he is a f***in joke!!

ba and the boys said...

thank you chuck! in the words of billy madison 'no more talky talky.'
lets get rid of sr dodd, forget about the knee jerk reaction of taxing the bonuses and HELP ME PAY MY MORGAGE!

Nikki said...

Sue, I just expected so much more from people who are so much smarter than President Bush that's all. Its not that we refuse to see the good its mainly that you all are not consistent in your criticisms! So we will do it for you :)N

Nikki said...

Maria, I couldn't stomach it so I am going to try to find it on youtube today and rush through it....ugh! Its so nauseating. I am fuming too! :)N

Nikki said...

BA, I am still waiting for my check! :)N

Nikki said...

Chuck any minute he will stop talking and start doing...waiting. still waiting...:)N

Mustang said...

Actually, I'm sort of siding with Sue on this one. If we can keep Obama talking, there is no way the democrats will win the Congress in 2010.

And Chuck, if he ever starts doing, we are so screwed.

Nikki said...

Mustang, great point, keep doing what your doing Mr. President, NOTHING! :)N

Karen said...

Obama is the celeb in chief. Issuing an order to staff to set up one campaign style event out of Washington every week. It's going to be the non-stop campaign until the next election. He's already referring to his second term. No class, no humility.

It's interesting some of the press starting to notice and question now. Bush was criticized for his trips out of DC but it's "being among the people" when Obama does it. OK. It's a perpetual campaign. Anyone silly enough to think all of this is Bush's fault was also silly enough to think Obama would bring "change" and not demand anything other than a chant. History will tell the story.

friedmsw said...

Great memo!! On target...as always!

It's Me said...

waahh..waaahhh...waaahhhh....

whiney, whiney, whiney.....

you're sounding more and more like YOUR description of "lib-tards!"

LOL! ;-)

If you continue your rage for the next 4 years, you may end up busting a vein and in a local nursing home with "lib-tard" nurses taking care of ya! Oh wait....Lib-tards can't possibly be nurses...Lib-tards are so dumb they think a quarterback is a refund!! (lame) Sorry, it's late and I'm tired....and, oh....I'm a lib-tard!

Happy Next 4 Years to you, Nikki, Nicole!! hee hee

emptysuit said...

This is a great post Nikki, people are waking up on the guy. What has Obama done, release prisoners with no where to go, sign a bill that paid bonuses to exe's, sign a federal funded stem cell bill tuesday, then two days later sign a bill to ban federal funds for stem cell research. Please, he has done nothing.