Memo: To: President Obama:
Dear Mr. President,
You have won the election. Its time to stop campaigning and start governing. Yes your popularity is falling faster than Madonna's boyfriend list, but its because you are, how do I put this nicely, not as smart as you thought you were. I appreciate your Harvard degree and your pretty speeches, but its the real deal now. Jay Leno is not the place for you to show your big fat mug. You are not a Hollywood actor, scratch that, yes you are...BUT you are also the President and you need to start "acting" like one. The carbon footprint you are going to leave and all the money its going to cost for you to appear on this show makes me sick. But not because I care about the environment because I really don't. DIE ENVIRONMENT! But because I do care about the cost of this little swore in these tough economic times. You are a mess as I thought you would be. Saying I told you so is soooooo not attractive, but someones got to say it. I am looking forward to you being a one termer and this stunt is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen a President do. You are a distinguished statesman no longer. You truly are a celebrity only. This is moronic and a slap in the face of everyday Americans who look to you for leadership. I will make fun of you later after watching you on Leno. What are you doing next? Regis and Kelly? Maybe The View? How about Romper Room or Saturday Night Live? SNL refuses to make fun of you so it would be a safe gig. I think this is a lame attempt at getting your poll numbers up. But, see here is the thing, you have to do President stuff. Do you know what that means? Well figure it out and when you are done being the President of the lollipop gil and pretending Glenda the good witch will save you then let us know. I can't wait for a house to fall on your teleprompter. Come out from behind the curtain and stop worrying about yourself and start worrying about America, the country that elected you already and doesn't need you to continue to campaign. This economic and apology tour is sooooo nauseating! America throws up a little every time we hear how "sorry" you are for being a dumb ass. I mean that is such the donkey demotard way. I am so done with you. Can we have a re-do? I miss President Bush. I really do.