Tuesday, April 21, 2009

OBAMA : THE HORNY SYNDROME


Its pretty obvious that the Obama's are celebrities created by the media. Obama is no renaissance man. Barry did nothing great before this gig and was elected based on his exponential ability and great marketing. I look at the Obama's not as a first family running the nation, but as movie stars reading a script and playing house in the big white one. I don't find Barack Presidential at all. He shows up far too often on American iconic television to address serious problems and more recently is on the cover of Washington Magazine as a sex symbol. I am trying to figure out where to start on this one. Is it too much to ask a President to keep his freaking shirt on? OK so maybe he didn't really pose for this cover, but the respect that should be commanded by a commander in chief is not demanded here. He may be annoyed with this kind of hooplah, but sorry, he created this mantra and image, so stop whining about it Mr. President. Obama does not command respect. He is too much of a playboy and I think he loves it. He thrives on titillating stimulation to keep the kool-aid drinkers gulping.
I don't find skinny guys with big ears attractive so he does nothing for me. Even if he was the slightest bit conservative, his sex appeal is pretty low in my book. He is a puss and I need a real man and he don't wear a dress like the tea cup pinky in the air type that Obama is. Seriously, I prefer some beef on my man and Michelle walks around like a freaking truck driver with more testosterone, so Obama needs to man-up and lose the sex symbol status. The infatuation method of rousing support is so PORNO. Since when did a President rely on his sex appeal and mojo to get higher approval ratings? As soon as America gave him permission to do so. His Tiger Beat image is embarrassing. His diplomatic charisma only goes so far. Right now our allies and our enemies are so giddy and enjoying the wimpy sex god persona he sells so much, they can barely breath. He gets welcomed with open arms by everyone in the world, until he starts acting like a President, then its oops sorry no go buddy, but its great to have such a popular LIBERAL American President in France, oh yea and NICE BUTT! Its so shallow to think that killing the world with American self-deprecation while enjoying their praise is good foreign policy. Our true allies are going wtf? He just shook the hand of Hugo Chavez? What does a handshake mean to this American President? Nothing. He will crawl in bed with pretty much anyone. He is as promiscuous as they come. A dictator whore. His allegiance is with everyone and no one. He has drawn no clear lines of loyalty for our true allies. They are all the same. Those who trash America and violate human rights and oppress their people are the same as those who fight along side us in Afghanistan? Yea, that's not hypocritical and two-faced at all(inflect sarcasm here). I think Obama's promiscuity among nations is quite indicative of his self-love and large fickled ego and so not Presidential. Not to mention idiotic and gay.
Obama's lackadaisical attitude about the office he holds is maddening to me. This photo breeds disrespect for him and the office he holds, and America. It may make horny Obama supporters swoon, but it represents the shallowness of America. The country where celebrity and politics have married and thrived.
I need a President that cares more about our country than his own popularity in and outside of America. Its a slap in our faces that Obama thinks he can traipse around like Brad Pitt and maintain respect from the world. We have no respect from the world and never will with this guy. No real respect. They may like us more, but the world will respect us less. Real respect comes from an adoration of a principled people, regardless if the German, Spanish or French agree with our ideology. I feel like I am sitting in the middle of an NBC drama. No nuance, no substance and no real President. Barack and Michelle Obama are figure heads, no better than her majesty in England. We worship them for no other reason than...actually I don't know why they are worshipped, I am still trying to figure that one out.
I think Obama and his glamor-puss image is going to back fire. You heard it here first. Our first En Vogue President will be a one termer if this continues. Its fine with me, he sucks as a statesman and as a President, and yes I have made that astute assessment after such a short stint in office. My mind won't change. The Obama's are so gaggy with their fashion and freaking dog reports. Who gives a rats butt about what Michelle wears, she is still an angry woman. The dog is fugly and was snobbishly a pure bred purchase, PETA freaks, eat that for lunch.
I am hoping this horny Obama syndrome goes away soon or I may just have to ram my car into a brick wall to ease the pain. America needs to grow up. Tiger Beat President go away...you are a nuisance.

12 comments:

namaste said...

FIRST TO COMMENT!! yay me.

i know i said this about bush when you tried to say his butt is sexy.

but i'm gonna say it about obama too cuz i like him even less. i just threw up in my mouth a little seeing that obscene picture.

Nikki said...

Maria!!! Hooray I love virgin comment threads too...Bush sexiness was easier to trivialize, cuz I knew it was going to cause mass puking and you know I enjoy that...the other spectrum of course is the real infatuation with BO, bleh! Yea I threw up a little too! :)N

Sandi said...

Even if Richard Gere were President, there is just something inherently wrong seeing the leader of the free world in swim trunks! Well, maybe if it was Richard Gere I would make an exception. But no one else!

namaste said...

okay i'm back with my official comment.

FIRST, WOOO-HOOOO!! you GO nik! i LOVE your fearless rants. they friggin ROCK!

you are spot on! this half naked picture of an american president screams DISRESPECT.

and to the trolls that faithfully follow your blog so that they can argue come here and argue, GROW UP. this is the President of the United States of America. he must always tow the line of hierarchy and self-respect. and he must NEVER, i repeat, NEVER participate in or allow disparaging remarks about his country. how thick are you obama-ass-pinchers?! good grief!

we're on the same friggin side as americans for god sakes. prez-o is sinking us fast! can't we agree if we're gonna shore him up that someone needs to tell him the truth and stop all this suicidal worshipping! bloody hell! ugh!

geez, nik. your rant got me ranting. nice job.

;)

Nikki said...

WOOHOO!!! HOT DIGGITY DOG!!! You know I love a great rant Maria!!! LOL...:)N

It's Me said...

mmmmmmmmmm.........he's a babe!

Nikki said...

ew

sue said...

wow, yes he's cute, But.. I must agree, this seems inapropriate(sp?). But that aside, I think you are obsessive in your ranting, seems like you have hidden desires! :-)

nikki-fan said...

I feel like I am watching celebrity appretice, an inexperienced nobody soliciting the help of a bunch of old has beens and we are all supposed to be entertained by watching them all get fired.

Bungalow Bill said...

Such a metrosexual! What happened to real men? I prefer the pictures of Reagan chopping wood at the ranch. I bet Obama has never worked that hard in his life. Check out how I interpreted this story. I blogged about it this morning. http://bungalowbillscw.blogspot.com/2009/04/washingtonian-hopes-for-obamagasms.html

Khaki Elephant said...

I think you are obsessive in your ranting, seems like you have hidden desires!Nikki? Dost thou protest too much?? :)

Nikki said...

I protest way too much...and it feels so GOOD!!! Paybacks a what? :)N