Tuesday, April 7, 2009
OBAMA WORLD TOUR
I am not going to lie. I didn't watch much coverage of the Michael Jackson tour...oops I mean Barack Obama tour. I know, I know, he is our President and he deserves my utmost respect blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...BLEH! I don't know, he just doesn't do it for me. I know for a lot of women he is all that and a bag of chips, but for me he is just a semi-talented guy who got some rich liberals to market his over-blown charisma. There was a point where I thought, yea, the dude has some skills. But now he seems to have lost his mojo status. I listened to him speak to the troops in Iraq today and he sounded more like he was talking to his homeys and less like a Commander in Chief. I only say that because I am so jealous of his massive popularity that it makes me whacky. I am suffering from MANIC OBAMA DEPRESSION and I am a racist for saying homeys and Obama in the same stereotypical sentence. Its what I like about my politically incorrect self, mostly because it makes the libtards CRAZY PISSED-OFF!!
Obama did his best to market his fabulous image as the new face of American ideology and as America itself. Obama basically accomplished the following: We love you Muslims, please don't kill us. We are not a Christian nation, we are Obamastan and that should please you cuz it sounds so Islam-ish. We were arrogant...but aren't now that I am President and when I say that I can fix the world, that is not arrogance, its just my humble greatness that will accomplish the impossible. Half of America sucks because they are conservative retards. I know George W. Bush was scary and I am not him, I love you all to liberal pieces. George Bush did all the bad stuff not me. I hate George Bush, too. George W. Bush is gone! LET'S PARTY LIKE ITS 2009! I like Hitler more than Dick Cheney. Cuba is the model of my future so I sent the black caucus to check it out. Democracy in Iraq is good, but it wasn't when I voted against making it that way when I was in the Illinois State Senate and then used my opinion as proof that I am smarter than pretty much everyone(HUGE RUN-ON). Nice LITTLE North Korea, please play well with others and try not to test your worthless KIA bombs because it makes me have to talk mean to you and make that little short dude sit in a time out. Remember that show MASH? Germany, Spain and France please help us in Afghanistan...did you say no? WTF? Its me, OBAMA...remember that really cool guy who is the new President of the United States of France, I mean America? Hey Queen, I hope you like my IPOD with all my historically epic speeches on it. Its cherry...I am Obama hear me give a speech!
Yea, it was a regular BARFOBAMA! That is my sum up of the Obama world tour. What did he accomplish? He proved that he is more like Jimma Cahtah than Ronald Reagan or DUBYA. Welcome to the Carter administration. Smells awfully nutty.