I love stuff like this. Its so outrageous that I don't think Danielle Steele could write it. The REPUBLICAN Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, went missing like a strung out whore to Argentina to have some hot sex with his girlfriend. He spent Father's day being someone else's daddy. His wife had no idea where he was. His 4 son's had no idea where he was. His state had no idea where he was. His brain had no idea where he was. His penis knew and flew him all the way to Argentina for 20 seconds of DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA! The truth is, I never left you, all through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise, don't keep your distance...Here I come my Argentina mistress, DADDY'S HERE! I hope Saturday Night Live gets a hold of this one. This guy is a major TOOL...The entire state thought he was kidnapped or dead. But NO, he was just horny. The saying is follow your heart not your other major organ! Horny is as horny does... LMAO!!