Monday, June 15, 2009

MEMO: TO: DEMOCRATS: GEORGE BUSH IS NO LONGER PRESIDENT

It's official, I am declaring my blog a NO BLAME BUSH ZONE! Contrary to popular democratic thinking, George Bush is not a viable factoid for stupid lame-ass arguments and/or comments. George Bush is a person not a reason. Go to the VET cuz you puppies are sick. You are infected with a disease called Bush derangement syndrome. Why hasn't your Bush infection been cured by the Obamabiotic? What will satisfy your strange obsession with George? Why can't you quit him? Your hatred for him is as scary as your love for Obama. Do you only deal in extremes? Your Obama fetish speaks to your sick and twisted psychological Bush disorder. Its the same twisted stalker obsession, only one is based on HATE and the other LOVE. Its only EXTREME LOVE or EXTREME HATE in your world. Why is that? Is there no other option? Did your mama not hug you enough? Did daddy not praise you enough? Your politicians are either GODS with super human powers or they are DEVILS seeking to destroy you. Why are democrats so cult-like in their behavior? Your Bush paranoia should be studied in University psychiatric courses, not to mention your complete Jim Jones adherence to Obama. There is a middle ground donkeys. You don't have to travel to the land of OBSESSED love or PSYCHOTIC hatred when it comes to politics. There is a medication you can take, its called reading and analyzing and finding the truth. The truth is always found in the middle, that is the first thing I learned in law school. Its not hard. And just so you know, you getting your information from your favorite movie star is not gathering information. A shout out from an actor at a lame award show is not informative. Joy Behar from THE VIEW is not a good source for political information. MTV should not be a source for you either. They promote liberal, promiscuous sex and call it education, so don't go there either. Try multiple news sources, not just the ones that agree with you.
Here is how you dumbassocrats roll with any given political topic from abortion to health care: You are a racist. you are a whack job. George Bush did it. We inherited this mess from George Bush. You are crazy. George Bush. George Bush. George Bush. You are a racist. George Bush did it. You are a right-winged nut job. George Bush was the worst President ever. You are a racist. George Bush did it. You are crazy. George Bush was a fear-monger. You are a wacko. George Bush was the worst President ever and you are jealous of our more popular black guy. George Bush sucks. George Bush was the worst President ever. George Bush made this mess. You are crazy. You are a whack job. George Bush did it...
I think from now on you can just save your energy. I will write your worthless comments for you. Here is how it will go: I will write a brilliant and snarky post and upon completion I will also author your donkeytard comments and no one will know the difference. It's that easy. You are THAT predictable.
Example: Barack Obama has not fixed the economy and never will...demtard comment: GEORGE BUSH SUCKS YOU CRAZY WACKO!!
I am begging you liberal Obama loving retards to get a grip. STOP blaming George for your Presidents mistakes. Your fear is showing. Your "hope" is fading. Your YES WE CAN is becoming MAYBE WE CAN and will soon be NO WE CAN'T. You are grasping at magic Obama straws. Now is YOUR TIME and YOU ARE FAILING and that scares the hell out of you. It is not George Bush's fault. Let me repeat, your failures are not the failures of George, they are your own. Say it. Own it. DO NOT go back to what you know best, blaming George. You are going to find out that your hatred of George is misplaced and that perhaps the President is not ZEUS after all and can't control every aspect in your little victimized world. George Bush did NOT screw up your life and Obama is not going to SAVE it. Obama is NOT Jesus and Bush is NOT Satan. YOU ARE CRAZY if you think either of those two scenarios are true. PLEASE start making sense or stop calling me and other conservatives crazy, because it makes you look even more crazy. If you come to this blog and invoke marshal BUSH law again I will have to bitch slap you into next week. Get a hold of yourselves and use facts when opining. I don't want to have to talk to you demtards about this again. I WILL hit you in the street!

13 comments:

TCL said...

AMEN to that!

Nikki said...

Thanks TCL! Thanks also for reading the blog! :)N

Sandi said...

And the best part is that Dubya is no longer President! Yippee!!

namaste said...

nik, you have SOOO many great lines here. *HIGH FIVE!!*

"your bush paranoia should be studied in university psychiatric courses..."

so so TRUE!

i'm glad you set the ground rules for these obama zealots. let's hope they listen.

It's Me said...

Hey Nik,
U feeling ok, there?

Chuck said...

BDS (Bush derangement syndrome), there is no cure yet although there is talk of a telethon. Actually what I am waiting for is to see the details of the hate crime legislation before Congress. I have a supicion that BDS victims may be included for special protection.

sue said...

Gotcha!
I'm giving Obama his full 8 years before I make my decision on his performance as President. This is the one rant I detest about Repubs. Give the man a break, he deserves our trust. Now stop gagging.

It's Me said...

Nik, between you and Coby hitting and spitting on people in the streets, I think I'd rather hole myself up at home with needles to stick in my eye!!! LOL! Ya'll are damned brutal!

EDGE said...

I'm starting to see more Obama people support him less and blame Bush more too.

Really, it's kinda fun to watch!

Nickie Goomba said...

The Liberals are swinging at ghosts. I blame Bush and Cheney.

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

Sue: I'm giving Obama his full 8 years before I make my decision on his performance as President. This is the one rant I detest about Repubs. Give the man a break, he deserves our trust. Now stop gagging.

This point is unintentionally ironic, and yet there is a lot of truth to it.

Irony: a Democrat criticizing Republicans because the Republicans don't like what the Democratic president is doing, because the Republicans haven't even given the Democratic president a chance.

Pot: meet kettle. Kettle, pot. [Handshakes, smiles, greetings, etc.]

Truth: When you think about it, what a president does has effects that may not felt by the people until many years have past. So at a minimum, one might say that every president ought to be out of office several years before judgment can be passed on the president's legacy.

But on a more "micro" level, I think it is absolutely appropriate to criticize or support while a president is in office, based on what he is saying and doing. Not based on whether or not you like the president's personality, or family, or home state, etc., but on the words and deeds themselves. Parody has its place, for some; for others, it may not be their cup of tea.

I just don't think it's a good idea to say that "I'll wait eight years before I pass judgment" because remaining silent for that long could result in bad decisions by the leaders. As ugly as it gets sometimes, the shouting, criticism, cheering, jeering, support, snipping, ranting, swiping reality of political discourse is the only one that works.

Sarah said...

This is awesome! I just came across your blog through a mutual friend, and now I'm going to follow you! You remind me so much of my brother, haha!

Nikki said...

Hey Sarah...thanks for the comment and for following my crazy ranting blog! Who is our mutual friend? :)N