Somebody call Congress and get a panel together, I think the queen of skank is enhancing her performance with A-ROD juice. Either she is pissed and turning into the female Hulk, or she is taking the penis shrinking drug, steroids. Call Barry because Madonna could probably hit one out of the park right about now. Man, she needs some Preparation H for her body, she's got some serious veins. The Mother of our Lourdes needs a vaso-constrictor pronto...I apologize for the murder and rape of your eyeballs. She IS the movie Gross Anatomy. Jeeeepers, Mix in some donuts total muscle lady. I can see all the heroine addicts licking their chops at such fresh ripe popping veins. She's True Blue all right. Oh Baby. ew.