Friday, August 14, 2009
IF PETA HATES MICHAEL VICK, THEN I LOVE HIM!
So he killed a few dogs, get over it. I am not saying what he did was right, it wasn't. It was downright foul and inhumane. But, it makes PETA go into a tailspin of constipated hell and that makes me happy. And for that reason alone, let the dude play football. He is an amazing athlete and I believe in redemption and peeing on hysterical PETA activists. I hope they douse themselves with gasoline and smoke a cigarette in disgruntled protest of his return. PETA people are the dumbest people on the planet and deserve this road kill anguish. There are a few groups in the world that are as dumb as the PETA FREAKS. Some democrats are close, but they win the "my mama dropped me on my head real hard" prize HANDS DOWN! Pamela Anderson is a huge PETA supporter, need I say more? Have you seen her lately? She looks like she just got done having a dog fight. She would throw a fetus in the garbage before she would test mascara on a dirty disgusting rat. PETA really stands for Porno for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Have you seen the PETA ads? They are all naked women skanking against fur...ew. Seriously, I take Mr. Vick back with Journey's open arms and say welcome back Michael! Give them doggy PETA HELL! Signed, PETH. People for the Ethical Treatment of Humans.