Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I HATE CELEBUTARDS

WARNING: The following video is EXTREMELY nauseating and you WILL throw-up A LOT in your mouth. YOU WILL be dumber after watching this and for that, I apologize. Please submit complaints via the comment section if you can still pronounce and spell words post video viewing. I am not responsible for the rage you will feel after witnessing such ignorance by these high on ecstasy tools who pledge allegiance to Obama. Please, do me a solid and refrain from driving or operating heavy machinery after watching. Remember, most of them smoke crack regularly, throw up after eating, have failed marriages, have secret porn videos they are paying millions to keep off the web, shoot poison into their faces and are basically the lowest examples of human beings IN America. Call me judgmental, I am. Celebutards are worthless. Nice of them to show up for humanity now that Obastard, another worthless celebutard, is choke, choke, choke President. I can barely say it. My eye is twitching and my butt is puckering. It is bad enough that these Obamacult groupies pray to the Dalai Obama, but now instead of pledging to the flag, they pledge to Obama... WTF?
I pledge to fight against liberalism and its leader, Barack Obama. It's time for these moronic movietards to pledge to go back to rehab to fix their self-absorbed mentally handicapped brains. Do they really think we are so in awe of them that we will hop, skip and jump to the nearest Toyota dealership to purchase an ugly as hell Prius? They will fight against slavery? How? With a pretty ribbon and a benefit dinner. Oh goody. Nothing like an army of silicone DDD's to fight the ills of society. Too bad Hollywood is THE ill of our society. Makes me want to buy an SUV, drink a bunch of bottled water and throw the bottles at some hippie riding a bike, turn on all the lights in my house, bomb the crap out of Iran, give the finger to some Asian motorist and any car with an Obama bumper sticker, pee on a picture of Obama, write a blog about how bad I hate liberals, spread the awareness of how gay awareness is and last but not least...CHANGE and REPLACE the President of the United States of America. Seriously, I would rather have Hillary Clinton, how sad is that... Now back to my JFK post.

11 comments:

Sarah said...

Okay Demi, you can be a servant to Barack. But for me and my house, we will actually USE OUR BRAINS and realize the HE should be OUR public servant, not kissing his feet at every turn. I'm sure you've heard of the mandatory indoctrination speech planned for our kids on Sep. 8. NO THANK YOU! This administration has overreached into uncharted and dangerous territory. And it won't stop until those idiots are out of office, by impeachment or other methods.
Great post! And yes, this commercial is nauseating!

namaste said...

the stupidity is overwhelming. the video sucks. and i'm not surprised by any of the idiots in it.

skiriki said...

I saw this waaaay back when it first came out via BigHollywood. I wish the cellutards would stick to what they do best which is acting and stay way from politics. They are whores and I want my whores to entertain me, not politic to me. They have to be the stupidest, most shallow people on the face of the earth. I've never heard one of them say anything intelligent unless they were reading from a script. No script, nothing to hear. Complete airheads. So, they can STFU and entertain me, that's what they get paid for, so like a good whore, get busy.

skiriki said...

While in the midst of my rant, I forgot to say what it was I really wanted to say; I pledge my allegiance to no man, only my country. These asswipes pledging their allegiance to a mere man reminds me too much of Germany and the god-like worship those people heaped on Hitler. No thanks!

Sue said...

you f'n idiots, They are pledging to be good and decent Americans, something you neocons have no clue of what that means!

Anonymous said...

Good and decent Americans? I guess celebrities do need to learn how to do that, don't they?

D.

skiriki said...

Funny how when Christians go to church and worship and try to be good Christians, they are ridiculed by the left for worshipping something invisible, but now that cellutards are worshipping Zero and pledging their allegiance, Sue thinks this is ok. In reality all these spoiled tv/movie people are looking for is another pat on the back, just like when they travelled to NO to "help" the people who stayed behind. I thought then, what about the people who feed the homeless day in and day out and don't do it because it will get them on tv or get their name in the news, but do it because they have a calling? What about those volunteers that have been doing it for years and the only thanks or admiration they get is from the people they help? Tommy Lee Jones and his wife going to NO and feeding people for a week doesn't get any back slaps from me. He does it for a week and goes back to his mansions and his cars and forgets all about "those" people. It's the people who do it every day of the year that deserve to be recognized for it. It's the celebrities that do the good things and do it privately/anonymously that get my respect. Because they don't need the pat on the back to justify their existence. They do it because it's the right thing to do and there is a difference.

Sandi said...

OK, you've bad-mouthed libtards, demotards, retards, and now celebutards. I can handle that. But, if you start saying bad things about leotards I may have to take a stand!

EDGE said...

Ok....I'm pissed...REALLY PISSED...gonna take it easy...take it easy Edge...you can do it....yah...you can do it...

ba and the boys said...

out here in conservative utah, the eagles quorum (and yes gail ruzicka had to get involved) made a HUGE STINK about this video. so much so that i figured that naacp would be on board as well as peta (2 groups who take their good message way too far). http://www.sltrib.com/ci_13249171?source=most_viewed
but watching it now, it creaps me out a bit. mostly because you know that most of these no-talent-famouse-for-being-famous-people are just going to go back home (via a gas guzzler w/a driver) and sit on their butts waiting for the next check to come in.
i truely believe it is the normal, everyday people who work hard and have to sacrafice who are the ones who make the real difference.
bono and gates excluded. (bono can do no wrong. sorry-have you seen that man in tight leather pants?)

Stop the presses/ Patrick said...

Pledging to Obama, now that's the mark on a true individual. Watching all these clown took me back to my childhood watching Bozo’s Circus on the old black and white.