Monday, September 28, 2009

HEY! WHERE'S MY HEALTH CARE DUDE?


I think it's pretty stinking funny that support for Obama's health care plan is falling quicker than an 80 year old woman's boobs. Here is the funniest part...the democrats have a SUPER majority!! HA! Super majority and they still can't get a damn thing done! I mean what a bunch of losers. I have an idea for Obambi and the other dumbo cartoon characters on capital hill, go on Oprah. For real. Oprah has more pull right now than Obambi. Even Europe is calling him insignificant.
So here is my idea: Print off the health care proposal and bind it like it's a novel. Make sure there is a couple making out on the front of it. Book a gig on Oprah's book club show. Have her say she cried real tears through the entire piece of crap. Put a little "Oprah's book club" sticker on the newly bound 1000 page proposal and sell it at all the Costco's and Barnes and Nobles across America. The chicks will go ga-ga and flock like meth whores to the book stores. They will read it and know more about it than their local retarded moronic Congressmen and women. Then when it reaches #1 on the NYT's best-seller list announce it on the Today show as though the polls are showing actual support for the health care package. To finalize the deal, have Oprah offer the health care package to her audience on her "favorite things" show and watch them go crazy and cry like the big fat moochers that they are and don't forget to give them a car, too. Of course everyone in America will want this health care legislation and maybe, just maybe, Obambi and his worthless majority could pass something. It's just an idea. I think it will work. We all know his sorry donkey butt can't get it to pass alone even with a Super majority of democrats, how sorry is that? He obviously needs to pull out the big Oprah guns. I mean it's kinda like going to a buffet with 50 other Obama's and everyone is on a diet so the food just sits there getting cold and moldy. Come on democrats, your dude is a joke. Don't chuck this windfall at the repugs. No blame this way. No obstructionist name calling at the phants. This is all on you. Stupid democrats. GIT ER DONE!! But ya can't and it's pretty pathetic. Got HOPE? I think hope is all you have at this point. Oh and have fun in freaking Denmark BHO, pitchin' your Chicago Olympics. I mean O limp icks. Yep, nothing pressing here in America. Memo:To: Obama: Those 5 big rings shaped like an O, don't stand for Obama. Just sayin'.

12 comments:

namaste said...

nik! seriously. this post might just get you snatched up by the o team. they'll make you the Holy-shit-that-might-just-work!! czar. an oprah's book club sticker might actually do the trick.

git er done!!

ha! i love it!

;)

EDGE said...

Their holding all of the cards and can't make it happen....beautiful ain't it?

skiriki said...

"Holy-shit-that-might-just-work!! czar"

ROFLMFAO! That's gggggrrrrreat! I laughed the whole way thru this post, Nik. That's some great writing. lol! I'll be chuckling all day now. Thanks for the giggles.

ba and the boys said...

this is why i love you nik! thanks for making me smile.

Sue said...

you are WAAAAAAY to premature with this post!!! Read about todays vote before you call it dead. You could not be more wrong, sorry...

susana said...

In a long debate on the amendments, Senators spoke out vigorously in favor of the public option. The intellectual and moral case for the public health insurance option was clear...Not to mention that the recent polls suggest that there is a huge ground swell for it...especially coming from (gasp) the repiggies.

ohhh Nikk, Do you ever watch C-span my friend? Do you ever rid yourself of the background noise of fox and friends? I'm afraid that the harder you blow, the more you suck.

Nikki said...

susana, read my new post...and maybe you should keep your head out of the Huffington Post. :)N

JimBob said...

from susana's comment...
"The intellectual and moral case for the public health insurance option was clear"

Um, just what is intellectual and moral about forcing someone to pay for somthing they do not want?

Sandi said...

Hey, watch those comments about 80-year old boobs!! Wonder if Medicare will cover a boob job...

Clifton B said...

Nikki you are funnier than ever and this was an excellent prediction:

Oh and have fun in freaking Denmark BHO, pitchin' your Chicago Olympics. I mean O limp icks. Yep, nothing pressing here in America. Memo:To: Obama: Those 5 big rings shaped like an O, don't stand for Obama. Just sayin'.

I know you did a Snoopy Dance, when the Three O's got Chicago bumped in the first round.

Nikki said...

Clifton! I love the Snoopy dance comment! I know the one you are talking about...nothing but chin and a grin. LMAO! Love it! And yes, I did do it, hehe. :)N

Beach Bum said...

After all that planning and promotion, and the waste of taxpayer's money to fly separate jets to Denmark for him and his wife, plus the 2 - 3 support jets needed for security, the press and technical support, another BO cause crashes and burns...and leaves taxpayers "stuck" with the bill.

THIS SO-CALLED "LEADER" HAS NOTHING BUT FAILURES ON HIS TRACK RECORD! HE IS THE LOSER -IN-CHIEF. AND NOW HE WANTS TO TAKE OVER OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM????????? PLEASE.......SPARE US!