Monday, September 28, 2009
HEY! WHERE'S MY HEALTH CARE DUDE?
I think it's pretty stinking funny that support for Obama's health care plan is falling quicker than an 80 year old woman's boobs. Here is the funniest part...the democrats have a SUPER majority!! HA! Super majority and they still can't get a damn thing done! I mean what a bunch of losers. I have an idea for Obambi and the other dumbo cartoon characters on capital hill, go on Oprah. For real. Oprah has more pull right now than Obambi. Even Europe is calling him insignificant.
So here is my idea: Print off the health care proposal and bind it like it's a novel. Make sure there is a couple making out on the front of it. Book a gig on Oprah's book club show. Have her say she cried real tears through the entire piece of crap. Put a little "Oprah's book club" sticker on the newly bound 1000 page proposal and sell it at all the Costco's and Barnes and Nobles across America. The chicks will go ga-ga and flock like meth whores to the book stores. They will read it and know more about it than their local retarded moronic Congressmen and women. Then when it reaches #1 on the NYT's best-seller list announce it on the Today show as though the polls are showing actual support for the health care package. To finalize the deal, have Oprah offer the health care package to her audience on her "favorite things" show and watch them go crazy and cry like the big fat moochers that they are and don't forget to give them a car, too. Of course everyone in America will want this health care legislation and maybe, just maybe, Obambi and his worthless majority could pass something. It's just an idea. I think it will work. We all know his sorry donkey butt can't get it to pass alone even with a Super majority of democrats, how sorry is that? He obviously needs to pull out the big Oprah guns. I mean it's kinda like going to a buffet with 50 other Obama's and everyone is on a diet so the food just sits there getting cold and moldy. Come on democrats, your dude is a joke. Don't chuck this windfall at the repugs. No blame this way. No obstructionist name calling at the phants. This is all on you. Stupid democrats. GIT ER DONE!! But ya can't and it's pretty pathetic. Got HOPE? I think hope is all you have at this point. Oh and have fun in freaking Denmark BHO, pitchin' your Chicago Olympics. I mean O limp icks. Yep, nothing pressing here in America. Memo:To: Obama: Those 5 big rings shaped like an O, don't stand for Obama. Just sayin'.