Saturday, October 3, 2009

COME ON DAVE! IT WASN'T EXTORTION EXTORTION...


I just want to say that I don't think that the guy who tried to extort a coupla mill from Dave Letterman should be prosecuted. I truly, truly believe that it wasn't extortion extortion. He wasn't trying to extort extort money money so it wasn't a crime crime, it was just a blackmailing type of threat threat. Dave wasn't really having sex sex with all those staffers. And that makes a big difference when trying to extort extort. You see, sex is when 2 people fornicate. Sex sex is when 2 people fornicate but were just kidding. So Dave wasn't screwing screwing, because he was totally joking. So when the dude tried to get the money money, he wasn't really trying to extort extort, but rather just get some extra money money in a sarcastic and threatening way. Besides remember it wasn't sex sex so how can you extort extort? So drop the charges please. Thanks.

4 comments:

namaste said...

LOL! i saw the clip, nik. you did the retard lib proud: sound just like her.

as for dave, what goes around comes around for the old perv.

ba and the boys said...

good one! whoppie is a buttrag, even that said, i cant believe she actually said that!
now about dave-was i the only one surprised that the guy asking for a few million was old? i was thinking it would be a 23 year old intern with no idea what kind of trouble he could get in. and asking for a check? come on-even i know you ask for cold hard cash.

Sandi said...

I agree with ba. Very surprised that the extortionist was an older man and a producer. This is usually the stuff of dumb jocks with their baseball hats on backwards.

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

Reminds me a little bit of the movie Burn After Reading. The people trying to do the blackmail and benefit from it are usually, to quote John Malkovich's character, morons.

I must admit, I shake my head sadly over David Letterman. I always liked him and enjoyed his humour back in the days (pre-2000 or so) when I watched television. And to be subject to a blackmail threat is beyond the pale. But that doesn't explain why he's gone moonbat on us.