I have often thought that the male of today is the pussiest male in history. No offense to conservative men, at least you dudes are manly enough to be a gun toting, terrorist hating ball crusher when it comes to politics. Unlike the liberal male who is in touch with his emotions and "feels" such strong empathy for the sorry "poor" people of society. BLEH! Liberals are so feminine.
At any rate, I now have proof of this claim! An anthropologist has done a study and has determined that the modern male is the wimpiest MAN EVER IN THE HISTORY OF TIME AND I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! He says that many aboriginal WOMEN could beat the crap out of today's male after chasing them down first. The demasculinizing(I think I made that up) of the modern male is as real as the evolution on my face and you heard it here first ladies, oh yea and gentlewomen. I love it when science and I meet up and make babies. And I quote
"If you're reading this then you -- or the male you have bought it for -- are the worst man in history. No ifs, no buts -- the worst man, period...As a class we are in fact the sorriest cohort of masculine Homo sapiens to ever walk the planet."
LMAO! I blame it on liberalism. Mostly because everything bad stems from liberals. The evolutionary de-balling of the male in America can be blamed on pot smoking hippies who acid tripped themselves straight to a skinny boney body. This is why so many men prefer that their women look like 12 year olds. It's because their penises have shrunk to post-neanderthal sizes! It is all so clear. Look at who Hollywood markets to us, freaking Jude Law, Tom Cruise, Robert Redford, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Ethan Hawke, Sean Penn, Clive Owen and last but not least...Brad Pitt. All of them pretty(except for Sean Penn who is fugly), short and completely girly. It's a cultural phenomenon and I not only play a scientist on my blog but I also am every woman and it's all in me on the blogoshpere and I say, MAN UP men. Go hunting or something. Recapture your manhood.
Complete article here: MODERN MAN A WIMP SAYS ANTHROPOLOGIST
*As if we didn't know, right? Look at our President. Paint the White House pink already!