Sunday, November 1, 2009

POLITICAL NARCISSISM


I have to be honest, I don't read liberal blogs. Mostly because I think liberals are wired completely bass ackwards and I don't really care what their opinions are. I already know what their opinions are...cry, bitch, moan, cry some more and of course Bush did it. It's that freaking simple. Why should I continually cause my brain to hemorrhage and palpitate by putting liberal trash into it? This is your brain, and this is your brain when reading liberal poo-poo. It's like smoking 6 packs a day for 20 years, only the smoke goes to your command center and your brain cough, cough, coughs its way to you being a retard. So, I avoid the liberal blogs like a venereal disease. It's like condoms for the brain.
There have been liberal blogs I like and used to read regularly, but for some reason lately, liberal bloggers are less than engaging. They are downright nasty. And I guess if I felt like going to blogging prison and being some little bloggers bitch, then I guess I will read a liberal blog. Until then, no thanks, I like my cranium. Reading a liberal blog is the equivalent to dying and going to blogging hell and Beelzabub is in charge. They teeter on the mental tightrope with no trampoline below to catch their fall to insanity. I become dumber when I read a liberal blog and it should be against the law to be a raging pathetic liberal, but I am not a Czar so I can't make policy. It's either therapy, surgery or don't read. I choose not to read. This is a public service announcement. I don't need political pornography polluting this virgin head. I say let the left have their Obasms and Michelle spasms. My blog is MY outlet and I don't need to find the opposition to challenge my political stamina. The opposition usually finds me anyway, so it all evens out. Plus, once I say my piece, I can usually relax and listen to the other side with only a degree of non-violent eye-rolling and heavy sighing. Who am I kidding, I don't listen to the other side AT ALL. I usually just think, oh my hell freaking shut the fudge UP! But don't let that stop you lib peeps. Fire away. Comment.
Why am I telling you this? Because I thought it important to relay the "I don't care what you think" message once again. I hate your democratICK opinions. I only like mine. My opinions are the only ones that matter around here. I don't care that some liberal wants to spew their "feelings" so I know their retardedness. I already know it. Let me reiterate...I don't care what a donkeytard thinks. I don't care what a libtard thinks. Their opinions are stupid, false and a pretty fairytale. I don't believe in unicorns. Obama the magic dragon lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honna Lee, or something like that. But thanks for caring what I think and showing up to read my shout out...mine is the only opinion that matters as far as I am concerned. Yep, I am a political narcissist. I love my opinions and I hate yours. I am a politicalist. Just thought I would let you know where I stand. Of course, this is the same stance as the White House, so it's all good!
*On a side note, I found this great sexual harassment sign and I forgot where. If I stole this from you...mucho gracias!! I LOVE IT! It's my new blog and life theme. HA!

19 comments:

Stop the presses/ Patrick said...

I learned an important life lesson when I visited a site called Newser (a site that reports news from different sources) that I believed was neither conservative nor liberal. Liberals commentators out numbered conservatives 10-1 on the site and the site was a view into the way liberals want to run the U.S. and why I found it so interesting. The liberals didn’t own the site, but yet they had their thought Police and language Czars running amuck deciding what is offensive and what is not. Unlike open minded conservative blogs, as you prove here on your blog, where liberals are allowed to post their suicidal comments. At the liberal blogs you can expect any conservative comment to be flagged and hidden from view. If you ever decided to comment on a liberal blog it would go something like this……
POST
IS OBAMA GREAT OR WHAT? I MEAN OBAMA IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
COMMENTS
Catliberal-
Obama and Michelle are the greatest.
Leftfield-
Yes, yes I couldn’t agree more.
Billayers-
Obama is dynamite.
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL BULLETIN FROM According to Nikki ………………….
Beware! Obama's socialist agenda will damage America.
WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMING………
Msfunkyhippie-
Conservatives are bad, so ban all conservative.
Leftistisbestist-
Censor the right, because their wrong.
Msflowerchild-
Ignore According to Nikki, don't let her get us off the important point of the orginal post. Obama and Michelle are a wonderful couple.
Leftout-
Althought I am white I agree whole heartedly, you see I am not racist.
And finally the inevitable………
According to Nikki’s COMMENT HAS BEEN HIDEN FROM YOUR EYES BY THE THOUGHT CZARS, WE KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR YOUR VIEWING AND IF YOU QUESTION US YOUR COMMENT WILL BE HIDDEN ALSO. THERE WILL BE NO DESSENT FROM THIS OFFICIAL POLICY!
....
THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY MEOW MIX, THE THOUGHT CZAR AND LIBERAL NEWSERS UNITED, WE’RE NEWSERS NOT LOSERS.
WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMING………

Pedaling said...

here's my take....leave a comment with an opposite view on a liberal blog, only because the liberal blogger in question asked for the thoughts on the matter from a conservative....
the conservative (stupidly) takes the bait....
then the liberal and her (i never get out much, and don't really have a life), shallow, virtual friends all gang up and cry "racist" and "hate monger-er""idiot" and the foulest of foul profanity and other classic trailer trash talk...still without any reason or intelligent debate on the matter....
yeah, it's pretty much a hopeless cause and it only feeds their self imagined value that somebody has FINALLY noticed them.

Sandi said...

I'm shocked! I see a logo for "V" on your sidebar. Is that a conservative show? Have no idea, but I can't wait until it starts. Loved the old version.

tammy said...

I freaking love you for not being afraid to say what you think and feel. This post made me laugh. Just the other night at my MIL's we were making up verses to Obama the Magic Dragon. I kid you not. It was hilarious.

corvedacosta said...

I do not mind hearing the liberal view because at the end of the day they never bring facts on an attack on you.

It baffles me because you would think facts determine the next move.

Obama = liberal.....it concerns me.

susana said...

An award for Nikki..
just incase you're interested
http://limittedliabilityco.blogspot.com/
see...liberals as awful as you think. In fact, I'm really rather nice.

namaste said...

nik, this is an EXCELLENT post! you echo my EXACT sentiments. i couldn't have said it any better.

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

Three t'ings, Nik:

1) I visit a few blogs hosted by liberal writers. I don't hesitate to disagree with the host and the commenters from time to time, but I try to keep it all fact-based and gentlemanly. And you what? So do they. I don't think either of us convinces the other, but it's always a civil exchange. And I've had liberal commenters on my blog tell me they disagree with the stuff I'm posting, but none of it gets offensive.

2) I have just outlined my general style in part 1. That is not to say that I don't think ranting has its place. It does. And I enjoy yours.

3) Funny you should post that sign about sexual harassment. About 20 years ago, I worked in a bookstore (at a university, no less!) where every single day was an excursion into suggestive jokes, sexual innuendo, and calls for the employees to sexually harass each other more. And we laughed about it all day long. I certainly wouldn't recommend anyone try to create this sort of environment in their workplace nowadays, but back then we had a lot of laughs. Sample quote: "Sexually harass me. Please!"

Nikki said...

El C, Maybe you should provide us with a list of friendly lefty blogs! The only ones I know do not engage, they only get enraged...:)N

EDGE said...

This is the part where Libs get funny after they watch "the almighty" fail. I love it. I just keep quiet and listen to them play the "Bush" or "Race" card. Very entertaining.

Cue my evil laugh.

MRMacrum said...

I am puzzled. Or maybe I am just wondering if you were looking in a mirror when you wrote this post. Your ranting is nothing but the usual Right Wing whining and complaining about Liberals. And as usual, the choir here sings the refrain so well.

And that's fine, the same crap happens on the other side. Both sides make me chuckle, but none get me laughing faster than you do Nikki. Keep up the good work.

I wonder though - This tendency of yours to not visit Liberal blogs or even comment on them. Might it be because you fear superior intellects? Nah. That could not be it. Conservatives are the smartest folks in the world. I guess you are really just a, as you put it, a "political narcissist". Some folks might call that being a party hack.

Nikki said...

MRMacrum...yep, that's what I said! :)N

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

And as usual, the choir here sings the refrain so well.

Now Macrum, we know you can sing in key; show the others here how it's done. All together now, everyone:

Oh, the irony, the irony!
We only cheer our side, you see
The libtards are so uncivil, but we,
We ignore the irony!


(Sung approximately to the hymn O Christmas Tree.)

And sorry Nik - but y'all have to admit that Macrum has a point.

[Ignatius ducks away as heavy objects start raining down around him. Again.]

Nikki said...

El C, I would never throw heavy objects at you...and MRMcrum may have a point, but that I will never admit! :)N

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

Heh heh heh! None dare call you a capitulator, Nikki. A certain famous quote by Lyndon Johnson about J. Edgar Hoover comes to mind here, but it's a little impolite, so let's just leave it at that.

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

And since you asked, Nikki - Macrum's blog is most definitely a good example of one where the politics (when they appear) lean left, and my comments lean right. Macrum and his commenters probably stay in disagreement with me, but it's all civil. Heck, I find it enjoyable. Even when the sparks fly, we keep it issue-based and we definitely keep it real.

So there's one. There are others, too - but I encourage you to seek them out yourself, if the spirit so moves you. However, in light of what you've written in this post, that's a little unlikely. Money quote: "The opposition usually finds me anyway, so it all evens out."

Nikki said...

El C, good to know about MRMacrum. I hope many will travel his way from here! I think dialog is good and an important part of our democracy. You are one of my favorites. I appreciate your comments ALWAYS because you are the calm conservative around here! You are always the voice of reason when the rest of us fail!...:)N

Ducky's here said...

I become dumber when I read a liberal blog and it should be against the law to be a raging pathetic liberal

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You must be reading Kos 24/7.

Nikki said...

lol Ducky, best comment yet! :)N