Sunday, November 1, 2009
I have to be honest, I don't read liberal blogs. Mostly because I think liberals are wired completely bass ackwards and I don't really care what their opinions are. I already know what their opinions are...cry, bitch, moan, cry some more and of course Bush did it. It's that freaking simple. Why should I continually cause my brain to hemorrhage and palpitate by putting liberal trash into it? This is your brain, and this is your brain when reading liberal poo-poo. It's like smoking 6 packs a day for 20 years, only the smoke goes to your command center and your brain cough, cough, coughs its way to you being a retard. So, I avoid the liberal blogs like a venereal disease. It's like condoms for the brain.
There have been liberal blogs I like and used to read regularly, but for some reason lately, liberal bloggers are less than engaging. They are downright nasty. And I guess if I felt like going to blogging prison and being some little bloggers bitch, then I guess I will read a liberal blog. Until then, no thanks, I like my cranium. Reading a liberal blog is the equivalent to dying and going to blogging hell and Beelzabub is in charge. They teeter on the mental tightrope with no trampoline below to catch their fall to insanity. I become dumber when I read a liberal blog and it should be against the law to be a raging pathetic liberal, but I am not a Czar so I can't make policy. It's either therapy, surgery or don't read. I choose not to read. This is a public service announcement. I don't need political pornography polluting this virgin head. I say let the left have their Obasms and Michelle spasms. My blog is MY outlet and I don't need to find the opposition to challenge my political stamina. The opposition usually finds me anyway, so it all evens out. Plus, once I say my piece, I can usually relax and listen to the other side with only a degree of non-violent eye-rolling and heavy sighing. Who am I kidding, I don't listen to the other side AT ALL. I usually just think, oh my hell freaking shut the fudge UP! But don't let that stop you lib peeps. Fire away. Comment.
Why am I telling you this? Because I thought it important to relay the "I don't care what you think" message once again. I hate your democratICK opinions. I only like mine. My opinions are the only ones that matter around here. I don't care that some liberal wants to spew their "feelings" so I know their retardedness. I already know it. Let me reiterate...I don't care what a donkeytard thinks. I don't care what a libtard thinks. Their opinions are stupid, false and a pretty fairytale. I don't believe in unicorns. Obama the magic dragon lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honna Lee, or something like that. But thanks for caring what I think and showing up to read my shout out...mine is the only opinion that matters as far as I am concerned. Yep, I am a political narcissist. I love my opinions and I hate yours. I am a politicalist. Just thought I would let you know where I stand. Of course, this is the same stance as the White House, so it's all good!
*On a side note, I found this great sexual harassment sign and I forgot where. If I stole this from you...mucho gracias!! I LOVE IT! It's my new blog and life theme. HA!