I hate Hollywood. I almost threw my shoe at my TV last night I hate celebutards so bad. It isn't healthy, I know, but I can't help myself. Watching a bunch of celebrities act like they care is like fingers to a chalk board. It's conservative hell. Liberals on display for any amount of time and all together is worse than water boarding and they all should be arrested for torture. I can't stand watching their stupid smug faces acting like they are so great for conjuring up this worthless telethon. George Clooney is no more a philanthropist than Daffy freaking duck. I can't stand these people exploiting the people of Haiti for their own benefit and publicity, and yes that is what they are doing! Advertising and photo-op heaven for every worthless piece of crap strung out celebrity who showed up. Oh look at me, I care, save my career!! I hope this "Hope for Haiti" telethon turns out better than the worthless one these retards did after 9/11 where most of the money went to worthless movie star charities. Okay so it's nice that they blah blah blah donated their precious famous ass time and their over blown talent to nudge us commoners to donate our hard earned money just because they graced our presence. What I really want to see is one of their sorry asses in Haiti digging people out of the rubble, that is something I would pay good money to watch. George Clooney with a shovel doing actual work. There are American boots on the ground in Haiti already risking and losing their lives to help. Please stop lecturing us everyday Americans about how we need to give, okay. We already give thank you very much. We Americans are the most charitable people on earth. I hate these telethon publicity stunts. Too many actors with flailing careers showing their mugs on TV for the sole purpose of being seen. It's the place to be. Anybody who is anybody is at the freaking telethon reading a teleprompter all concerned-like for the chance to be in a highlight clip on Entertainment Tonight. Extra Extra...Did you see Julia Roberts answering the phone last night like a regular person? She is so great and caring. Who knew she knew how to use a freaking phone, D'OH. And WOW Tom Hanks isn't a total douche, he actually cares about the people of Haiti because he read some words to us. Such a gross display of liberal fakeness. Typical liberals telling the peeps to be charitable. No need libtard movie tards. We already are. I watched all of 20 seconds before my brain began to swell into spontaneous mental retardation. Seriously, shut the hell up Hollywood. Go exploit some other third world nation. Haiti needs more than your pretentious display of self-aggrandizement. I AM OUT!
This marathon is one big fat commercial...George even says so:
Help is always slow in these situations...hmmmm. Katrina??