Monday, February 22, 2010
LINDSAY VONN: DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HERO??
Olympic skier and gold medalist Lindsay Vonn made fun of Tiger Woods in a Time magazine article. I heart her. Tiger deserved a Lindsay diss and good for her for speaking the truth courageously rather than tip-toeing around a primadonna faker athlete like Tiger. First of all Tiger is not addicted to sex. Tiger Woods is addicted to Tiger Woods. What Tiger wants Tiger gets especially in his main brain man area. Tiger apologized for his need to get ridden more than Seattle Slew, good for him. But he regrets getting caught and wished he could get freaky with some porn star right about now, which is fine. But dude should have stayed single if dude wanted to hump everything that moved, like a dog having a 4 hour Viagra overdose. Just sayin. Love ya Lindsay! Thanks for bringing us the GOLD! We heart you!