Saturday, February 13, 2010

PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HIS POST-ROMANTIC ERA


The love is gone. The honeymoon is over. The romance is as dead as a rotting skunk carcass on the side of jilted lover highway. Divorce is eminent and an affair is looming. There are a few Obama-gay's and Obama-sluts still around defending their man like little Tammy Wynettes, but the fire is all but dead and their chivalry is based on saving face more than true devotion.
The Obasms are few and far between these days and Americans and the Rolling Stones still can't get no satisfaction. The man is a premature Ojaculating President who made his way to the top far too early. No more Oboners for the Barry baby mamas. Maybe 15 years down hooker road would have been better for Barry. A little Viagra would have helped his less than stimulating economic package. No such luck for a more than disappointed America in her prime.
The beer goggles are off and most of America has sobered up. This relationship is based on co-dependency and lies and a few more trips to Dr. Drew for the Obama-addicts and we can once again have a healthy and thriving economy. You take more than you give you Obastard, and I can't live like that anymore. You no longer Barack my world Mr. President. Not that you ever did, I was faking it. It's so sad that when God said Barry get in line with stupid, you thought he said cupid and complied. Now please get your things President Obama and let's not make this harder than it needs to be. No need to make a big scene, just slip away quietly. It's over Barry...oh and HAPPY OBAMANTINES DAY! Still friends, okay?

12 comments:

tammy said...

Oh you make me laugh. I think it is so funny that you blogged about this on Valentine's!

Pedaling said...

favorite line...?
i'm gonna go with:
"You no longer Barack my world Mr. President."

you are an original nikki,
an original, for sure!

namaste said...

LOL! i love it, nik. the honeymoon is completely over. and you're right, the ones who don't want to admit it are just too embarrassed to fess up. he's not a president just like the ones before him who makes promises he didn't intend to keep. he's a novice kid who fell in waaayyyy above his head.

lisa said...

Nikki you are very talented and very funny. I always look forward to reading your hysterical posts.
Ditto with Pedaling on your being original.
The rotting skunk carcass on the side of a jilted lovers highway. hahahahaha!
Happy Valentines Day!
Oh what the Heck Happy VD Barry.

Nikki said...

Haha! Thanks everybody! Happy VD to you all...I love my readers and fellow bloggers, you are too good to me! :)N

shirley elizabeth said...

Oh man I wish I had checked my reader this weekend, then I could have totally stolen that Valentine. Ah, always too late.

EDGE said...

Happy V Day...V as in victory in 2012!

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

Far be it for me to defend the president, but this line at the end...

Still friends, okay?

...is close to unforgivable. Here's a memo to any woman who ever thinks of using this pathetic line ever again: Don't. And to men who may be on the receiving end of this line from women who didn't get my memo, here's yours: There's only one appropriate answer to this offer: "Thanks, but at this point, I already have enough friends."

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

All right, now that that's out of the way, permit me to compliment you on a clever, funny and highly allegorical post! This, in particular...

You no longer Barack my world Mr. President. Not that you ever did, I was faking it.

...is a scream. Thanks for a great guffaw!

Nikki said...

El C!! You are right! Never say it...it is so pathetic! Thanks for the kudos. :)N

Happy late VD Edge! :)N

Janelle said...

This post and the one on Mitt are solid gold on the laugh meter!

UtahManSir said...

Hahaha Janelle awesome comment!! And thank you...:)N