Tuesday, March 30, 2010
HATED BY ALL THE RIGHT PEOPLE...ON THE LEFT
Ever seen one of those coexist bumper stickers on some hippie's Subaru Outback? I have and guess what...BIG FAT LIE. Most hippies are loser hate mongers who will call you a racist if you dislike their politics and more important, their health care insurance. Pathetic. They will bash your religion, your looks and your intelligence all while professing love and tolerance. Liars. Just like their President.
I love showing up on lefty blogs and being the subject of entire posts. No joke, I get off on it. It means that I got so far under their skin by something I wrote that they had to go monkey turd crazy(and trust me they and their cohorts did)and dedicate a whole bunch of energy to little old me. I am not kidding, it makes me high that they get so pissed off. I get a thing going up my leg I am so juiced about it.
Not only am I a stupid Mormon cow, but also am stupid and need to go watch Hannity before I explode or something. I am giggling just writing this so please do not mistake this post for anger, it's quite the opposite. I love being the object of so much affection. President Bush once said he was hated by all the right people. I feel the same way. If some raging lunatic liberal liked me, then the universe is out sync. I believe the planets are indeed aligned with the hate spat my way. Bring it. I want more. I am addicted to your frustration.
The country truly is more divided than it ever has been. Barry was counting on his charisma to cure what ailed us here in America, but instead he has gone full blown stick up his ass and kissed bipartisanship to the wind. He hates repugs. We don't like his policies and he hates those of us who don't buy his crap and like I said, that's how it should be or all is not right in the world.
I want these liberal looney bloggers to know that I thrive on their anger. I thrive on their hatred of me. I like it. I even love it. I think it's funny that their anger is creating stomach acid in their bellies and not mine. These libtard bloggers act like its life or death that one of us righties likes their guy and his insurance paid for by our small business owners. If we were less racist and more up the mainstream media anal cavity then we would change our opinions. They look at their party and President like it's a religion. It's heaven or hell for the us peeps. Our eternal salvation lies in the hands of the democratic agenda. Really? Does it? Is my happiness and welfare in the hands of one man and one party? I think not. And the childish nature of their posts and how they kiss one anothers butts is extremely pathetic and entertaining in a psych lab sort of way. I suppose I could link you to the blog that loves me so much, but why make your brains rot and eyes bleed. Your frontal lobe will suffer trauma and you will call the rape crisis center after they force themselves upon you like Ted Bundy.
It's a skank ball and all the other skanks came to stank up the joint with Barry infatuation and health care insurance neener, neener, neeners. They are scared little hot dogs burning on the grill. How dare us repugs make a stink about their stanky reconciliatory practices. Barry, Harry and Nancy are bullies and didn't get the memo about providing a non-hostile working environment. This is a hostile take over of our way of life and yea, I am ordering diversity training.
Keep up the hate blogging donkey's. I love it. I love it so much I want you to hate on me regular. It's how it should be or I would hate me if I were liked by you. This way I am always feeling Nikkilicious! PEACE OUT!