Friday, April 23, 2010

THE SEC AND PORN GO TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND KY JELLY


While the left continues to bemoan evil corporations and then in the same breath demand our angelic government regulate, guess what? The feddy playees are doing more masturbating than regulating. Eight hours a day is spent looking at porn at the SEC while our economy crumbles around us. YES! Let's have more government intervention! The government, no matter which party is in power, is still a fraudulent entity! Why is it the left demands the mafia polices the drug dealers? It's like putting Osama Bin Ladin in charge of Homeland security. It's like Madonna being in charge of abstinence training. It's like Tiger Woods being in charge of marriage counselling. It's like Al Gore taking over the oil industry. It's like Bill Maher heading up Focus on the Family. It's like OJ Simpson opening a women's shelter. I think you get my point. It doesn't make any sense for any person in today's America to trust the government EVER or under ANY circumstances from either party. I don't care if Obama is Jesus, Santa or the Easter Bunny. The government is a joke. Do I hate the government? Hell yes. If Mitt Romney were President and Congress were nothing but repugs, would I still hate them? Hell yes. Am I collecting machine guns to throw them over. Hell to the NO. But there are too many brain dead retards running the government, period. Example: My husband is working for the Census bureau for some extra cash. Today he had to go fill out paperwork to work for the federal freaking retarded government. It took him over 2 hours. Yep over 2 hours. Guess what the fat retarded old Census ladies were freaking out over? A dude made a "snake 8" instead of a "snowman 8". Yep, that is what I said. Absolute banana's over how you make the number 8. Then it was on to retardation regulation. Over 3 pages of whether he was a retard or not. Yea, the paper actually said Are you retarded? Then if you were not retarded then they wanted to know if you were missing any limbs. Ya know, like your freaking arms fell off on the way over to the retard seminar. Outstanding. Can't wait for the mentally retarded government to be in charge of what is going on up my butt.
Obama democrats are so ridiculous I have no words for them. It is so comforting to know that our government is looking at and paying for porn with our tax dollars. Maybe we should have legislation to reform the reform and reform the SEC and get 5 more reforming layers of watchdog groups to make sure the first two regulators are really regulating and not stimulating themselves. It gives me so much comfort to know that SEC really IS a bunch of jack-offs. As if we didn't already know that. One guy was making over 200K a year watching porn and treating his body like an amusement park and getting paid with your tax dollars for snake 8 hours a day. Dude didn't have enough room on his computer and had to download said porn to CD's and make DVD's. Holy constant boner Batman. What I want to know is how many "bathroom" breaks did that work out to be? Ummm taking a break? Please for Buddha's sake wash your hands man! Men are pitching tents and the ladies are getting groped by man pervs at the SEC. Have faith citizens, the government is your pimp. I love America.
America is the land of inequality. I now agree with the dumbassocrats. Only, the difference is that it is because of liberalism that we have reached this point. 47% of Americans pay no tax at all, while the wealthy of both parties are getting around paying tax because of their ability to pay accountants to make 2+2=5. Meanwhile the middle class is carrying the tax burden all while most of the government is literally getting off. WOW!! God bless America. Nice going taxocrat system. Can't wait for the booby brigade to come collecting. Please we need MORE stimulus package says the SEC. I mean we need to look at boobs!! We need to stimulate our package....er economy so we need the peeps to pay for more porn....errr more government pornograms....errr programs.
Thanks SEC for catching Goldman Sachs and their defrauding investors all while raunching out on our dime. Hypocrisy at its finest. I love porn addicts. They look at porn for the better part of a day and strut their junk then like a deer in headlights they recoil in shame when caught. I bet some of those porno dudes were puffed out like peacocks when they busted Goldman Sachs in between erections. Porn addicts are pussies.
Seriously, take over the porn industry Obama. Think of the revenue. Stop acting like you give a shit about health insurance and take over something that could support our entire nation with no debt...porn. It's a multi-billion trillion dollar industry and the government is already straight up regulating it a full snowman 8, that's two circles on top of each other, shocker that the O's have to be on top of each other. Now we get it.
Please Obama tax the hell out of the porn industry. Make the perverts pay for our health care. Make the perverts pay for our roads, our bridges and our police. Take 75% of porn revenue and clothe and feed the world with ease. Stop taxing hard working Americans and make the few, the proud and the erect stimulate our economy. That makes total sense. In the mean time, stop faking regulation. That's my job....

PS. Save your "It happened under Bush comments".... Bush comments are way too porno and so freaking old. We know demtards, we know. Shut it.

8 comments:

shirley elizabeth said...

I forget which site today linked me to this article, but I appreciated it.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/20/AR2010042003528.html

phthaloblu said...

Awesome post, Nik. "Holy constant bone, Batman."! Grrrrreat! You said so much of what I was thinking when watching the news last night.

tammy said...

A-men! You make me laugh, but it's all true.

ba and the boys said...

i saw this on tv (well, not your version! that isnt allwoed on tv!) and was truely amazed. wtheck!?

Janelle said...

Platinum on the comedy scale! George Carlin would steal this one if he was still with us.

tha malcontent said...

Since when have Liberal Socialists told the truth? Blaming Bush is the easy way out.

El Cerdo Ignatius said...

Nik, your post gives a whole new meaning to the conservative rallying cry, "Shrink the federal government!"

Dan said...

You are good girl, very good. I have just had the honor of reading a few of your posts and you make me happy to know someone like you still exists. From an old Vet that had thought this country had gone down the tubes .. i see there is hope.