Friday, April 30, 2010
THE TRUTH ABOUT ARIZONA
As an Arizona resident, I am not sure how I feel about this new immigration law. I tend to come down on the side of Arizona only because the rest of you are a bunch of lying baffoons that should keep your noses out of Arizona's business. Stop sticking your tongues down the throat of the federal government you lefty government pimps. Yes, you are pimping a bunch of democratic prostitutes and it makes me taste bile. Having stated my hatred for the democrats, let me say both sides have great points on this issue. Yes, it pains me to say that.
What I am sure about is that all the Green Day idiots against Arizona who are promoting the boycotting of our great state are pathetic loser libtards who have no idea what they are talking about. First of all, Arizona just made it legal to enforce an already in place federal law at the state level. Read that at least 10 times donkeys so you understand it and absorb it loud and clear. Second, cops in Arizona are dicks period. But they are dicks to everybody. Ask anyone who lives here. Most Arizona residents have probably had more than one bad run-in with a cop in their Arizona tenure. Cops here don't mess around and they don't care what your butt hurt feelings are or what color you are so put the racism card out of your mind, it isn't true. A HUGE problem here in Arizona is that cops already pull people over with no probable cause as the norm and the average citizen whether they be brown, white, pink, green or blue would have a hard time proving their injustice. This is not going to create any more or less infringement that didn't already exist. If you think that cops pulling over people for a minor infraction and then going on a fishing expedition to arrest said person for being an illegal just started, then you don't live in Arizona and you should just shut the hell up. Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday America, welcome to the world of this already existed and your world is a fairytale. Now there will be less lawsuits to file because now it is lawful to do what they have already been doing, enforcing federal law that is now state law. How can Obama make a stink about a state enforcing the law as written by the federal government? How can his bloomers be so far up his ass that he complains about a law already in place that HE should be enforcing? Arizona took it upon themselves to enact the same law and gave themselves the power needed to ENFORCE IT! GO ARIZONA!
Arizona is a great place to live and I am not going to bash on this law or this state, it's my home. I like that libs are constipated with victim cheese and all rolled-up about it. I like that they cry racism like it was the first word they learned as toddlers while sucking on government subsidized Binky's. It's magically delicious to me that Obama can't control the states like only a king could. It's bloody beautiful and I am crying happy tears of Mexican vanilla.
I do have major concerns about the police in general in Arizona and that is a different post. But for right now I am loading up the buttered salty popcorn and spicy gringo nachos and enjoying the liberal Hispanic racism show. Just because you are a celebrity minority doesn't mean you have a clue about this law or the constitution. It just means you want to exploit this issue because your career is in the toilet because you just came out of the closet and this is great publicity and your hips do lie or you watch too much MSNBC and were dropped on your lobe 10 too many times as a child (love the run-on). Freaking shut it Latino celebrities. Go on the George Lopez show and spew your beans to your like minded peeps. Do you live in Arizona Shakira or Ricky? No. Get a green card clue and then you can start livin la vida loca in the hottest state in America. My police concerns were here long before this get the hell out legislation was born. I am wondering if these protesters are patriots or America haters? Please define assocrats. Protesting is kind of out right now. Either way, if you are an illegal immigrant...watch out. Round 'em up Wyatt Earp style at the OK Corral and snag the Middle Eastern looking ones first. I like my tamale guy. He needs to stay. He can hide in my closet. Dorthy, you're not in Kansas anymore! You called down the thunder and now you got it! Don't mess with Texas? No! Don't mess with Arizona!