Thursday, May 20, 2010

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF MEXICO


I love Mexicans. I really do. I profess my love and hate on my blog all the time and this time is no different. I am a Mexican food junkie and know where all the hot spots are in Arizona. I can cook Mexican food like a real Mexican and have Mexican friends who call me their white Mexican friend. And who doesn't like Rocky Point, Mexico? I don't have a ton of opinions about the country itself other than it's hard to tell the difference between the criminals and the police...in some areas. It's obvious why Mexicans want to come to America, the opportunities are much better or at least they used to be before we went socialistic-ish. I sympathize with the plight of the Mexican immigrant and find it telling that many try to enter into this country in the dead heat of summer and often lose their lives trying. Many though, are bringing their criminal baggage with them and it would benefit everyone in the US if the borders were tightened profusely. So let me give some love to my Mexican brothers and sisters and say Mucho gracias to the hard working immigrants that make our land better. However, having said that...
It's a known fact that Obama is an appeasing and weak President. And as much as I would like to give kudos to the President of Mexico who has the James and the Giant Peaches to come to America and call out American laws in front of our very own President, I would love to fist pump ya Felipe, but I can't and I won't. It was just too easy for Mexican President Felipe Calderon to sucker punch us while Obama was testing the bean dip at the buffet table. It was like Russell Crowe challenging Perez Hilton to a brawl in a back alley. Perez has no chance and Russell made him his bitch in 2.5 seconds. Happened here, happened in Washington. Calderon showed up in kick ass country knowing he could say pretty much anything that entered his ventricle because our President would just take the hits like I love Lucy. Calderon was Pat Benatar and Obama was Doogie Howser. It isn't shocking that Calderon doesn't give a flying enchilada about most of the Mexican population wanting to get the hell out of his country. He tried to act like he did, but lip service is for hookers. Felipe is only concerned with how we Americans tell illegal immigrants from his country of drug cartels and human trafficking to get the hell out of our country. Guess what? Don't care what you think Mexie Prezie. Suggestion: President Obama supports Arizona's right to create laws in front of Mexican Presidents and our 2nd amendment rights and Mexican Presidents shut their noise makers about what our country should and shouldn't do with our guns and HIS illegal MEXICAN CITIZENS. Not only did Mr. Calderon opine about our immigration laws, but he blames OUR gun laws on Mexico's increase in violence. Wow, Princess Diana, did you drive the car that killed you? Correct me if I am wrong, BUTT, this isn't the United States of Mexico. I know I can hardly blame the all-star players of blameball for pitching fast accusations because Felipe knows Obama can't hit a curve ball without his blame-a-prompter so it was bound to happen. It was dumb of me to expect anything less.
So America took it in the jaw like a bitch. Thanks President Obambi for running to the thicket while we all got punk'd. Let me speak for America and say to Mr. Felipe that he should Shut the Hell up and fix his own mafia fairing country. We have our own issues with Presidents who play hopscotch during recess. Good-bye FC, hope you had a nice time looking at Michelle's blue dress. Now go get control of your disgustingly corrupt country and stop trying to push us around. And Barack, try not to dream of your next gig as El Presidente, though Mexico can have you...I AM OUT!
This is for Michelle...

6 comments:

namaste said...

"so america took it in the jaw like a bitch"

OUCH!

i'm so glad i left this topic alone cuz you nailed it, nik! every single line is a homerun, girlie!

tammy said...

Seriously, get both presidents the hell out of our country since neither one of them like it.

lisa said...

Since Calderon doesn't agree with our immigration laws maybe he would prefer we adapt his country's immigration laws.

Don't let the fence hit you on the way out!

Janelle said...

Devil with The Blue Dress..........I am howling, Nikki.

Pedaling said...

tammy's comment- ditto!

EDGE said...

Can't blame those folks for wanting to come over, just wish our guvment would be a little more pickier on who comes over and who doesn't.