Tuesday, June 1, 2010
AL GAY AND TIPPER GORE SPLIT....IT'S ABOUT TIME TIPPER
I have maintained on this blog that Al Gore is gay. I call him Al Gay and like Jerry Seinfeld says, not that there is anything wrong with that. But when you are married and pretending to be something you're not...then yes, something is wrong with that.
According to the Associated Press, Al and Tipper are separating. Who can blame Tipper. Al is not only gay and a dumb democrat, but he has a sort of GOD complex. Now that global warming is so yesterday's environmental scandal, it's time for the real Al to come out of the closet and profess his love for not just the birdies and the polar bears, but Ricky Martin and Barney Frank. I mean seriously folks, how awkward was that kiss between Al and Tipper during the the 2000 Presidential campaign...HUGELY AWKWARD. It's like Al wanted to wipe it off and go EW!! Al couldn't man-handle a woman if she were Bill Clinton.
I love this. Al may or may not come out of his environmentally protected closet, but make no mistake, Al is no lover of women. We have seen Al blatantly lie like all democrats do but to take it a step further, he not only lies pathologically, he does it with Tipper by his side. I hate being right all the time but someone has to do it. It's impolite to say I told ya so, but I told ya so. I don't know if Tipper caught him with the pool boy or what, but you heard it here first...AL IS GAY! Not that there is anything wrong with that.
HMMM...... YEP no flamboyancy here(insert sarcasm)