Wednesday, July 28, 2010
NICE BOY SCOUTS WHO HELP OLD LADIES CROSS THE STREET: NO! ANGRY SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AGNOSTICS WITH NO TALENT: YES!
There isn't a worse show on television than THE VIEW. Not one host has an opinion worth repeating, and that includes Elizabeth. Barbara WAH-WAH purposely nabbed little Liz because she knew she was not a strong conservative and though Whoopi is a gazillion times better than that fat angry lesbian named after a wonderful flower, the show still sucks major butt. It's not an intellectual, credible news source of anything, so why is PO appearing on such a sensationalized, inept, pathetic day-time pseudo-opinion show? Unfortunately for the ladies, Obama is going to do nothing for their poor ratings, in fact they may just slip into sad sack ratings hell.
Let's look at the demographics of who watches this boring as hell program. Snore. According to Nielsen Media Research,viewers of THE VIEW are mainly women aged 18-49 who consistently watch soap operas...exact words bitches, I didn't make that precious gem up. These day-time drama queens who delve into fantasy living vicariously through soaps, watch this ridiculous program and call it intellectual. I. CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. There is no doubt in my mind that Obama reaches out to the mindless for support and more importantly, SEX votes. Why else would Obama snub the Boy Scouts and indulge THE VIEW? I can only assume that Odrama knows that most people who are involved with the boy scouts are self-sufficient traditionalists who teach love of flag and country, so yea, count them out next chad punch season. Most lefty rags and blogs are pushing the viewers of THE VIEW as "soccer mom's"....this is major BS. All the soccer mom's I know are more interested in THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA than Whoopi, Joy and whoever the other two are. They are smart, educated mothers who are not challenged by mediocre TV.
Aside from the fact that Obama has disgraced the office of the Presidency over and over and over again, let's put into perspective his priorities in executive time giving. The Dalai Lama: No can visit Dalai and when you do visit after I get bad press about my canceling, take your sorry ass out the back door lama boy. Benjamin Netanyahu the Prime Minister of Israel: Sorry dude, no can meety with youey, I gotta get me some grub and you are not invited, later home skillet, good luck with those terrorists. Just Google Obama snubs to find out more uncouth protocol by our jeans and T-shirt President, there are plenty. And yet Barack, I wish I were Brad Pitt, Obama finds time to go on THE VIEW with a bunch of half-baked entertainers who will kiss his sorry skinny gloot. WTF!?? This President, and I use that term loosely, is an embarassment. I hope he gets groped by Joy and tongued by Whoopi, after all, it's what he wants. I am glad he found a show that will stroke his huge ego.
Memo: To: President Obama: Oprah's numbers are falling, too. Guess why? CUZ YOU SUCK AS PRESIDENT!! She dug your junk and now your just a sorry punk-ass President getting Jiggy with a bunch of broads. I guess if Oprah's ratings were better you'd visit your main beotch but these days THE VIEW is sporting better numbers. How sorry is that? Good-bye Oprah and Good-bye Obama....O RE VWAR!! O YES WE CAN!