Thursday, August 5, 2010

PUSSIFYING THE PRESIDENCY: THE "MOMMY! BUSH DID IT!!" SYNDROME


Now that President Obama is done being President(rumor has it, it was a super hard job), he can now concentrate on campaigning. Thanks for the 3 months of actual governing Prince Obama. Oh joy. Just what we need, more freaking Obama commercials grasping at the good old days "Yes we Can" straws. America now knows you CAN'T Mr. President, it's time to poop or get off the pot.
Say what you want about George W. Bush our previous NON-SUCKING President, the one thing you can't say accurately is that he was a puss. You never heard him blame his predecessor ONE TIME for the BS he had to deal with. I have no patience for whiners, especially whiners who are supposed to be THE MOST POWERFUL MAN in the world. The leader of the free world should have thick skin and most importantly, should BRING IT! But, no. We have a President still squeamishly calling out his predecessor like a jilted girlfriend and spinning his own failures as accomplishments. The funny thing is, no one is buying the Obama spew except the duly inept and forensically stupid so I suggest popcorn while you watch this movie. It's like watching a train wreck, you know like the one in THE FUGITIVE that rocked the theatre back in the day. We rubber-neck hypnotizingly while the President and his cronies make fools of themselves still invoking Bushdumb and all that was unholy about him. Remember PEEPS?? Bush was stupider, ok, keep that in mind he was the stupidester President ever!!
Obamacrats are scrambling like rats at a carnival and I am an impish voyeur getting pleasure from their pathetic strategery. Really? Your strategy at this stage of the game is to "BLAME BUSH"? No wonder the economy and Obama's numbers are still in the crapper. The strategy has always been, feed the pig, market the black guy, blame the white guy. Sweet freaking Santa! I question Harvard and it's credentials at this point. Did Obama even have to go to class? Or did he just smoke dope, snort coke and smile real big for 4 years?
For me I'm grabbing a soda and a box of Milk Duds and watching the show. Hope I don't lose a tooth filling cuz these Duds are stale. This train is gonna derail and I want a front row seat when it does. Of course Michelle will be on some lavishly expensive vacation while the rest of us choke on kernels of burnt popcorn. Also Bush's fault. I hope she isn't eating any junk food, I refuse to have a FAT first chick. Keep away from the carbs MICHELLE!!
Right now liberals are either hibernating like drunk grizzly bears from embarrassment or screaming like lunatics trying to justify their homicidal voting. Thanks for killing America libtards and shut the hell up at this point, your arguments are forensic tested and have been proven to be mentally retarded. DNA engineering is needed on the left, call CSI cuz you criminals are about to get arrested for murder. Speaking of interrogation, how have I not written about that flaming homo Robert Gibbs? On it. I AM OUT.
PS. BUSH DIDN'T DO IT....OBAMA DID IT.

9 comments:

Justine said...

I think, among the rants I read, that yours are consistently the funniest. Thank you for the laugh out loud moments -- and pass the Milk Duds!

lisa said...

that was absolutely one of your best.
I am the 2nd commenter. Too many people are missing out.
I need to steer some peeps this way.
"too good not to read" is like "too cute to stay home"

Nikki said...

Thank you so much Justine for reading and for the compliment and stay away from those stale Milk Duds!! :)N

Nikki said...

Lisa, thank you too...you are a trooper there is no doubt about that!! :)N

lisa said...

I know I took a break for awhile but I just can't help myself :)

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namaste said...

"The strategy has always been, feed the pig, market the black guy, blame the white guy." did you just say that out loud? What a set of brass ones! i love it.

"how have I not written about that flaming homo Robert Gibbs?" cracking up! good one!

Sue said...

George W. Bush our previous NON-SUCKING President, the one thing you can't say accurately is that he was a puss. You never heard him blame his predecessor ONE TIME for the BS he had to deal with.


OMG! That is PRICELESS! LOL! Of course he didn't complain about his predecessor becuase all the BS was BUSHS' own making! LOLOL!!!

EDGE said...

Sue,

You're right. I've never thought about it but he never did blame Clinton for anything.