Saturday, February 12, 2011
OPRAH, OPRAH, OPRAH
Believe me, I am rolling my eyes and sighing like a disgruntled old person at the grocery store trying to grab the last bottle of Pepto Bismal. I am not sure who puts me in celebrity hell worse, Sarah Palin or Oprah Winfrey. There really is no difference between the two except one is a billionaire and the other one wants to be, you google who is who. I wonder how Obama feels about hiding behind a skirt. Oprah sticking up for HER man is so damned gross. It's grosser than ten gross things in this world of, I like my men manly. In case you haven't heard, Oprah thinks we should not only respect our President, but realize that there is a, are you ready for this, sit down you won't believe it....."a learning curve". W. T. F.? I about peed myself after hearing this load of crap. Really? Let's elect dumb asses and give them a few YEARS to sort it all out. Is there a book called "being Presidents for dummies?" You said IT Oprah not me. You just admitted that Obama is making big mistakes. That is so not in the playbook. Nice going Oprah Queen of TV! I think Oprah just got fired as first friend. Oprah is so not invited to the O-val O-ffice. Oh me, Oh my! Did O just stick her foot in our mouth? That's like your flight attendant grabbing the mic and saying "please forgive us if we crash, there is a learning curve. Thank you for flying ba-bye!" Oprah says "I think everyone complaining should try it for a while", it as in being President. Seriously, Oprah? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Websters just called and wants your face off the hypocrisy page. I don't even need to say the B U S H word to point out that big ass joke. Offer that across the board or get called an intellectually DISHONEST liberal retard. Goose meet gander. Hypocrisy knows no bounds in Oprahland.
Oprah did go on to say that she supported Obama because of his "integrity" and his "heart". A tear. I shed a tear. Thanks for clarifying Oprah. You didn't support O for his leadership ability or his nuance, it was his blood pump center. EFFING A. Thanks for sending our economy a big ole purple muscle and Pinocchio's Jiminy Cricket to be President. How about this Queen of Talk, how about you stick to pimping your favorite things major corporations pay you to pimp and we the people will figure out who can govern our fair land. I mean, you are the Queen of talk and you just spoke stupid. You're a court jester really, a joke of a pundit for sure. A television icon worth billions and you just dissed your main dude? I'm not saying you're not smart. I am saying you are wrong about most things and that includes your favorite Presidential hopefuls who become President and suck at it. Sometimes smarts and wisdom don't find each other. Oprah, you are so jaded by your own power that you actually think people believe the words you say. Memo: To: Oprah: The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you. You are not as you appear. You pimped Mickey Mouse to get us out of one of the biggest economic messes in the history of America and you WERE and ARE wrong. Maybe we do have St. Obama running things, I am not so sure we do. Opie Taylor lived in Mayberry and he should stay there climbing trees and eating aunt Bea food. Oprah, I don't want to know what you think about anything. Ever. Shut it down. I would rather have dinner with a prostitute who was the real deal, than with a faker like you. Hooker could give me some real tips. Now let's not say stupid stuff anymore O....prah, bama. Yea, right. Like that's gonna happen...